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are yoi goikjg to make speencer have a big peempis
this is the funniest ask i've ever recieved holy fuck i'm framing this
I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
reblog to disturb jk rowling
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ˚࿔ ANITA'S ₊⊹ ⋆MASTERLIST 𝜗𝜚˚⋆꩜
Smut - ༄.°
Angst - 𓇼
Fluff - ✴︎
⋮ ⌗ ┆GRAVITY Series:
✴︎𓇼Gravity - Whilst on a special undercover assignment from the leader of the vigilante organization that you're apart of to kidnap a thief, you get distracted by an old "friend" from the FBI Training Academy. ✴︎𓇼Freudian - After fleeing Vegas and hiding out in a grimy Montana motel with a supposedly "abandoned" kitten—and the weight of your role in a murder—the last person you expect at your door is Spencer Reid, your ex-situationship from the FBI Academy, here to retrieve his friend’s missing cat. ✴︎𓇼༄.°Thanatos - Cadets at the top of their class at the FBI Training Academy, Reader and Spencer are both offered a position at the BAU as a Supervisory Special Agent. When only one of them can be picked for the job, things in their complicated relationship get extremely rocky.
⋮ ⌗ ┆LOVESONGS Series: ‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹
✴︎I Want Someone Badly - Spencer is smitten for the T.A. at Penelope’s art class. And he just might have a chance with her. ✴︎Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want ✧. [S.R.] - Spencer goes on a date and is completely enchanted by the T.A. from Penelope’s art class, and every awkward, sweet, and thrilling moment with her only pulls him deeper. And he’s WHIPPEDDDDD
⋮ ⌗ ┆ONE-SHOTS:
✴︎༄.°SAPIOSEXUAL.ᐟ.ᐟ [S.R.] - your boyfriend, Spencer reid, has you sexually frustrated from all of his nerdy antics
- ͙۪۪̥★˚┊❛ Miss me? ❜ ┊🩹˚ ͙۪۪̥◌ - Cleared for physical intimacy post-shooting recovery, your boyfriend Spencer Reid's recent moodiness, initially assumed to be about loss of control, was a revelation: he was "frustrated" by how insanely good it felt to be hurt by you.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 CARMEN [s.r.] - Haunted by his past, Spencer is cynical about love until he crosses paths with a the university’s newly hired Piano player for their orchestra’s pit. Drawn into her world, he begins to open up—only to face a devastating heartbreak that upends their lives and pushes them both down an entirely new, unpredictable path.
Updated!
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 CARMEN [s.r.]
— ᨳଓ Pairing: Spencer x Pianist!Reader
⋆˙⟡♡WC: 4k
.✦ ݁˖ Summary: Haunted by his past, Spencer is cynical about love until he crosses paths with a the university’s newly hired Piano player for their orchestra’s pit. Drawn into her world, he begins to open up—only to face a devastating heartbreak that upends their lives and pushes them both down an entirely new, unpredictable path.
⊹܀˙CW: Spencer’s focalization, MINORS DNI!!!, smut, Age-gap, Blowjob, 69, P in v, dacryphillic tone, Breeding!Kink, your favorite character isn't perfect and is still a man, Bisexual!Spencer, use of "good girl" and "atta girl," no use of y/n, Fem!Reader, AFAB reader descs, mentions of drugs and death.
♪‧₊˚A/N: Back from an unnecessarily long hiatus my bad guys. I hope you like this one bai
𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋
⤷ ゛Spencer ˎˊ˗ hates pretty girls. Well, not literally anyway. More in a… sort of perverted way. As a profiler, he knows it's because of childhood development. Girls never looked his way because he was 12 years old and in high school and 14 years old at Caltech. The ones he liked were always older, and he’s only just figured out what to do with his hair. There's always been this feeling he’s never known but always craved.

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being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex
I be opening and closing tumblr like it’s the fridge
quick thot
bro is it just me or is NO ONE detailed with smut anymore? Like bitch i long onto a smut tag and the smut is like "okay he put it in called you good girl cleaned you up and kissed you goodnight." ???? what type of shit is this??? Why are we being morman catholic LDS mommy said holding hands get you pregnant coded now??? LOCK THE FUCK IN AND HUMP FOR A MINUTE DAMNNN
you and your husband, nerdjo, rewatching his old science vlogs from his high-school days 𑣲 .✦ ݁˖ ۶ৎ
husband!gojo x f!reader, 16yo nerdjo mentioned, gojo has glasses, fluff | wc 1.3k
“…hey suguru, are you sure the camera’s set up correctly?”
you smile to yourself at the sound of satoru gojo’s voice — albeit a much younger and more boyish version of it — coming from your laptop as you put the video into full-screen.
you lean closer into your husband, the present-day satoru, who’s sat by your side with his brows pinched and lip jutted out as he watches his younger self dart across the camera frantically. you’re both curled up, the laptop upon your legs and your head on your husband’s shoulder, his own head resting atop yours. by his side is a bowl of brownies — a friday evening necessity for you two now — and his legs are tangled with yours beneath the blankets.
on the screen, ivory strands of hair flash across the screen as you watch the much younger version of him fuss with the camera, trying to focus it properly on himself. from the little portion of his face that you can see, he’s evidently stressed, chewing so hard on his lip that you’re sure that it’s bound to start bleeding at some point in the video.
after a few minutes of messing with the camera, a sixteen year old version satoru finally comes into view on your laptop. there’s something softer about him, an almost refreshingly naive sense of youth in his features as he beams at the camera, clearly pleased with himself for finally working it out.
“…okay! hello viewers! today’s video is going to be about determining planck’s constant using….” he rummages through the small tray to his left. “ah- this little guy!”
he holds up a tiny blue LED bulb, a huge grin on his face. “it doesn’t look like much, but there’s a crazy amount of quantum mechanics behind making this thing run!”
you snort at that, playfully nudging present-day satoru, who pouts and turns to face you.
“toru, you were such a dork!”
“i wasn’t! it is a pretty cool piece of physics — you just don’t understand!”
you can’t help but laugh harder at that, at which he groans and lifts a brownie to your lips.
“you’re doing too much laughing. just eat.”
you gasp, scandalised, pushing his hand away playfully. “you’re just trying to shut me up!”
“am not.”
you’re about to offer a witty comeback when you’re interrupted by the slightly distorted sound of video-satoru speaking to the non-existent viewers once more.
“…okay..so you can see here that i’ve set up the circuit. here,” he points at a power pack, “i’ve attached the power supply to a resistor. then i’ve attached the ammeter in series to our LED. oh, and of course the voltmeter is in parallel.” he lifts the LED bulb attached to two crocodile clips, holding it beside his face.
“hey, this shade of blue kinda matches my eyes! see?”
you feel satoru physically tense up a little by your side, clearly cringing at his past self too. you put a arm around him, rubbing his shoulder soothingly as though to comfort him that it isn’t that bad even though it really is.
“okay..now you’re gonna want to roll up a piece of cardboard to form a tube…” he demonstrates, eyes fixed on the surface of the table. his tongue is stuck out just slightly in concentration, a habit that seems to have followed satoru even into adulthood, before finally lifting it to his eye.
“it should look a little like a makeshift telescope….tada! like a pirate, i guess…guess you could say that it really looks like i’m about to walk the planck.” you’re sure you hear somebody snort at the terrible pun — presumably shoko, judging by the pitch of the noise.
you have to bite back your own laugh for the sake of your poor husband, who has now dramatically buried his head in his hands with a groan.
“my own wife hates me.”
“i don’t hate you toru! i think you were cute!”
“you think i was a total loser.”
“a cute loser!” you quip with a giggle, pushing his glasses back so you can study his face clearly and propping them upon his head. carefully, you study his features, as though to gauge whether he’s really embarrassed. of course, he’s got his signature pout on, dramatic as ever, but you can still see the slight crinkle in his eyes as he tries to fight off a smile.
he clearly enjoys the attention.
you sigh and playfully flick his forehead. “you are so dramatic! whatever, eyes on the screen. we still need to see the result of this experiment, right?” you pull his glasses back down, fixing them so that they’re now resting upon his nose.
video-satoru steps back slightly so that he’s fully in view, absentmindedly fiddling with the sleeve of his sweater as he speaks.
“okay! so my friend shoko’s gonna turn off the lights now…and then i’m going to use this,” mini-satoru holds up the cardboard tube, “to block out any remaining light from the windows! my eyes are pretty sensitive to my surroundings already so i could technically skip this step, but for the sake of accuracy i’ll do it anyway.”
the lights flick off and you hear rustling on the screen before his voice sounds once more from somewhere in the dim classroom. the quality is too poor to properly make out his features amongst the sea of darkness.
“okay..so i’m going to keep gradually adjusting the resistance until i see it light up…”
as if on cue, the familiar soft white hair and cheesy grin come into view, illuminated by soft tones of lapis blue. the light seems to bounce off his features. the quality of the LED is much too poor to fully light up the room: instead, it flickers weakly, dancing across the boy’s face in uneven patches. nonetheless, the pleased grin on his face is so distinguishable, so satoru, and you feel your heart swell a little at the boyish look he flashes towards the camera.
with a little kick to his legs under the blanket, you mumble, “you were so cute toru…it’s not fair.”
you keep your eyes fixed on the animated actions of his younger self on screen, leaning further into him subconsciously as you pick up a brownie slice and take a bite.
“hey, aren’t i still cute now?”
“…don’t push it.” you mutter between chews.
the laugh he gives off is warm, hints of the sixteen year old version of him you’re watching on screen just slightly noticeable in it if you listen close enough. something about it all, about current-satoru’s messy white hair, the way his brows relax a little as he smiles, the hints of a cheeky grin evident on his face: it’s all so familiar, so unbelievably sweet and reminiscent of the naiver, smaller version of him currently rambling excitedly on screen.
the video comes to an end as you stare at satoru. you’re zoned out, eyes fixed on his features, staring at him as though deep in thought. eventually you realise that the video has already ended and that he’s already moving to shut the laptop, clearly somewhat relieved at the opportunity to turn it off, before you eventually speak up.
“next week we’re watching the most recent one.”
you murmur it with a sense of finality, and satoru can’t help but raise his eyebrow at the suddenness, a tone of worry seeping into his voice when he finally speaks.
“mm? why that one specifically?”
“…shoko told me you blew something up.”
“oh. that one.”
author’s notes: filler post since exams start tomorrow💔this is so embarrassing but i had to check the notes whilst writing this because i forgot how to do the practical anyway physics paper 1 tomorrow and i’m writing a fic about one of the practicals do we think i’m getting that A* taglist (thank you!!!): @mayegasm @nonchalantfiend @mochiakun @rielovesphel @yujismissingfingers @megumigooner @vanillaascented @megumisrighttoe @catgvrl @dreamydaredevil @mariisagb @renrenrenren17 @bowiesprettieststar2 @733164 @palanggaaa @megssleepygirl @rengoatku @hangenism @yujisdreamgirl @nonamedreams @auryyymarix @ivankinnieclatter @sugerfilled @silverstar111 @dreamyreadinglover @v4mp1r3b4tzz @dev1lw4arsprada @megantheestallionswife @magicalpeenpoo @qrxswan @silverwfern @luvhza @rozzaa0scentzz1 @azizxxxah @eyayur @strawberrychansora @qrxswan + join!
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ye olde meet cute
pairing: spencer reid x fem!reader
word count: 2.1k
summary: spencer goes to a renaissance faire for work and accidentally gets ambushed by a glitter-covered fairy
includes: renaissance faire setting, meet cute, spencer reid being terminally charmed, whimsical reader, reader in a fairy costume, mutual profiling as flirting, book talk, flirtation disguised as deduction, glitter, bug enthusiast reader, awkward spencer reid, soft humor, handcrafted costumes, emotional sincerity, light case-fic background, garcia interrupting at the worst possible moment, strangers to maybe-something
based on this request by @tulipsxbooks

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Spencer Reid in season 2
i am such a pervert obsessive freak but its okay because my heart is pure and i'm a girl
your boyfriend ragebaits himself and then fucks it out in you!
hey, satoru never claimed to be very sensible when it came to you.
it had started long before you had even agreed to go out with him. back when he still had a big, fat and very poorly concealed crush on you. his mind was his biggest opp, truly.
sitting down in class, staring at the back of your head as he imagined scenarios of some other douche asking you out - and his biggest nightmare - you agreeing.
or, the thought of there being someone else who would snatch you right up before satoru built up the courage to ask you out.
back then, these thoughts gave him the push he desperately needed. he asked you out, you agreed, and he's been living his blissfully happy life ever since.
except...
satoru had his weight pinning you down in a mean mating press, his thick cock particularly hard today as he thrusted inside you like a mad man.
"'t-toruuuu-" you sobbed, your fingers digging in the skin of his back as you held on for dear life as your boyfriend pounded in you. the bed was creaking under the weight of satoru's hurried thrusts, making sounds that were lewder than the symphony of moans and cries leaving your mouth.
"y-y'belong to me," satoru panted, bringing his head to the side of your neck. he bit down on it, making your arch up and cry out.
"p-plea- hngh- haaah," you moaned, trying to twist your neck off his jaw, "s-slo- p-pleas-"
he brought his hand under your thigh, pulling your leg over his shoulder. the angle made you gasp out as satoru's weeping cock hit that particular spot, over and over again.
"say it," he gripped your jaw, turning your face towards his. his cock twitched at the sight of your fucked-out expression, his pupils dilating as he felt a surge of pride.
i did this, he thought, turning his hips up a notch. mine, she's mine.
"s-say it," he repeated, releasing your jaw, "you're mine, ngh-"
you moaned out some gibberish, too far gone to concentrate on what your boyfriend was saying as you tried to survive his relentless thrust, mind more focused on your oncoming orgasm.
"baby," he dipped down, taking your open mouth in a sloppy kiss before biting down on your lower lip, "y'r mine, baby, please, say it."
you nod, tears streaming down your face as you clench down hard on his cock, “‘m- m’yours- hic- youurs—”
“atta girl,” he presses a kiss on your calf, gripping your hips as he slams inside of you, grinning when your mouth falls open in a silent gasp as you cum all over his cock, fists gripping the sheets as you arch off the bed.
“s-so- fuckkk… so pretty,” he doesn’t slow down, fucking you through the orgasm as he bends down, “so pretty.. ngh- a-and all f’me.”
“satoruuuu,” you garble against his mouth as he kisses you again, pressing his entire weight on top of you, “slow down— please— hic!”
“we’ve got a long night ahead, sweetheart,” he pressed a kiss to your tear stained cheek, licking up the salty residue, “need to make sure this pussy moulds to the shape of my cock.”
𝜗◞ ♡ 𝒎𝒅𝒏𝒊 ; gazing at 𝒈𝒐𝒋𝒐 & his lifted shirt results in him dry humping you ꒱
every time you catch sight of gojo's happy trail your heart skips a beat. his arms lifting over his head to stretch his limbs out, the t-shirt he's wearing lifting up just enough to display the enticing visage of his lower abs leading down into his pants. white tufts of hair creeping out his pants and trailing upwards enough for you to see and feel a certain way about.
you avert your eyes after staring for far too long, long enough for gojo to pause mid stretch and tilt his head at you. his gaze trailing down his own body, trying to ascertain where you were looking. he doesn't seem like the astute type but you can practically feel the amusement rolling off him, easily picking up on what caught your attention.
"if you wanted me to take my shirt off... you could just ask."
you grumble back at him, annoyed by his ability to notice everything about you, "i don't want you to take your shirt off."
he hums a lilted tune, "hmm, certainly didn't seem that way with how you were eye-fucking me."
"i was not!" you gape at him, "you're imagining things, i fear your ego is growing too large for you to handle."
gojo walks the short distance to where you're sitting on the couch, his form leaning down so he's in your space. lips already hovering over yours as he asks, "so, we're not going to have sex on the couch?"
“i’m not that easy.”
a light laugh leaving him, “i am, you looked at me and now i’m all hard.”
"that's not my probl—"
his lips on yours shut you up, kiss heavy and already needy. he doesn't waste any time slipping his tongue into the mix, the taste of you making him shiver and whine. a sudden pressure around your wrist alerts you to his hold, his hand guiding yours. he places it under his shirt, your palm resting against the same trail of hairs that landed you in this situation.
▶︎ Want You (starring . virgin!nerdjo)
synopsis . In which nerdjo gets turned on by bimbo!reader's harmless teasing in the middle of putting together a puzzle. content . afab!reader, virginity loss, dorkjo, awkwardness, reverse cowgirl, praise, really premature ejec, etc. (Inspired by this post)
“It’s too big, ‘Toru,” You’d whine, followed by an awfully innocent, “Stop trying to squeeze it in there!”
Puzzle pieces. The two of you are talking about puzzle pieces, obviously. So, why the hell is his cock swelling up against his pants?
Oh, that’s right. Because your comments are making his mind go somewhere dirty each time he closes his eyes, the only thing keeping him sane being the use of context in the situation. His hand had brushed over yours one too many times and he's stuttered halfway through every sentence of his during the duration of this little game. The two of you were just spending your free time putting together a really cute 'n friendly jigsaw puzzle and now he was using a nearby pillow to cover up his boner.
You're aware that your nerdy friend Gojo is the biggest loser ever but, you don’t seem to mind it too much. The only thing you do is tease him until he's sitting next to you with a mess of blush plastered all over his face. "Hey, why'd you stop?" You'd ask after noticing the way he's siting awkwardly on the floor beside you, "I know I said that piece was too big but if we stop now we'll never finish this tonight."
"Uh," Gojo's voice is coming out in that dorky pitch for a moment before he quickly clears his throat and brings a hand up to readjust the thick frames decorating his face, "Well, I just wanted to take a break, y'know? We've been doing this for hours and-"
You cut him off with a light scoff, "Oh c'mon, there's no way you're tapping out on me already." Then you're standing on your knees, shuffling closer to him, and reaching over him for one of the further puzzle pieces below. It was fine. He was fine.
Then he looked down, noticed the skirt you had on started to rise against your thighs, and... fuck. You've got the prettiest pair of panties on—the color of them peeking out just a fraction enough for him to catch its hue. Blue. Just like his eyes. Of course you decided not to wear some shorts under your skirt today. Of course. Now he's left gawking at a lacy pair of panties and letting out a strange noise without thinking, earning a glance over your shoulder that only makes you look sexier.
"Satoru?" You call out moments after, to which his eyes fly back up to where they should've been this entire time, on your face. Watching the man gulp like the biggest dork you know him to be, you flash a smirk, "Did you just look under my skirt?"
There's no way you didn't know what you were doing. He may be a big nerdy virgin who never got any sort of play but he was far from stupid. Gojo swallows down something pathetic before shaking his head hurriedly, "N-No? Pfft, what? Why.. Why would I-, hah, why would I do something like that?"
You cock a brow, "Because you're a loser who acts like he's never seen what a woman looks like under her clothes? I dunno."
He blinks dumbfoundedly, "You think I'm acting?"

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- ͙۪۪̥★˚┊❛ Miss me? ❜┊🩹˚ ͙۪۪̥◌
༉‧₊˚.Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader ੈ✩‧₊˚Summary: Cleared for physical intimacy post-shooting recovery, your boyfriend Spencer Reid's recent moodiness, initially assumed to be about loss of control, was a revelation: he was "frustrated" by how insanely good it felt to be hurt by you. *:・゚✧*:・゚WC: 1.7k including both parts ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚CW: pain!kink spencer propaganda, smut, fluff, references to gun$ +being shot, mention of bullets, switch!spencer, takes place s9 during the Blake era after he’s shot in the neck. ੈ♡˳A/N: hi guys sorry i went on an unannounced hiatus uni was slapping it on my tongue. ANYWHO i hope you guys like this one. This won a poll i did a couple months ago and was collecting dust in my drafts (SORRY) I DID HAVE TO POST THIS IN 2 PARTS BECAUSE TUMBLR HATES ME AND WOULDN'T LET ME OTHERWISE OKAY BYE BYE
┆ ° ♡ • ➵ ✩ ◛ °
꒰ “I CAN GET IT MYSELF.” Spencer huffed as you grabbed a tin of medicated ointment from the table adjacent to your shared bed.
This fic didnt get its flowers bc tumblr had to nerf me go read it or you think im a stupid sloppy stinky whore that should die thx x
- ͙۪۪̥★˚┊❛ Miss me? ❜┊🩹˚ ͙۪۪̥◌ PT.2!
༉‧₊˚.Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader ੈ✩‧₊˚Summary: Cleared for physical intimacy post-shooting recovery, your boyfriend Spencer Reid's recent moodiness, initially assumed to be about loss of control, was a revelation: he was "frustrated" by how insanely good it felt to be hurt by you. *:・゚✧*:・゚WC: 1.7k including both parts ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚CW: pain!kink spencer propaganda, smut, fluff, references to gun$ +being shot, mention of bullets, switch!spencer, takes place s9 during the Blake era after he’s shot in the neck. ੈ♡˳A/N: hi guys sorry i went on an unannounced hiatus uni was slapping it on my tongue. ANYWHO i hope you guys like this one. This won a poll i did a couple months ago and was collecting dust in my drafts (SORRY) CLICK HERE IF YOU MISSED "PART 1"
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꒰ YOUR LIPS press sweet, feather-like kisses onto Spencer's neck. Your free hand creeps down his stomach, running your fingertips along his happy trail, which makes his hips jolt and buck.