Trash Can't

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

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Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

Shut the fuck up do you guys remember in Interview With The Vampire (made in 1994 directed by Neil Jordan) Lestat was upset with Claudia so he made a cruel comment on something she was insecure about and when she didn’t retort and only asked him in a small voice why he said such things his face falls and you can tell he instantly regrets what he said and he realizes he doesn’t know why he is so cruel to the only people he has in this world and then he pulls Claudia close and all the anger and frustration is gone and he thinks Claudia loves him and they’re going to make things right but then she fuckin kills him two minutes later? Do you all remember that?

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal