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btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

jeremy fragrance could do lestat

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

i took a drug test and tested positive for hummus #fuck

facìa nu test pâ droga e fu pusitivu pi l'hummus #cazzu

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

aborted space whale voice: waooooöo

this is how we resolve the duck duck goose vs duck duck gray duck dilemma

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago