Never Did Marvel Hurt Me More

This is really important

I need to be able to reblog that

goals

this is where the resident evil vampire milf sleeps

Fort worth, Texas 2017

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

That’s the southern equivalent of “Bless her heart” for men.

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

I hate god

which one of you motherfuckers am i gonna think about today (reaches blindly into my comfort character basket)

It took me a very long time to realize that I had been in a state of mourning after my friend and I stopped talking to each other. This beautiful and heartbreaking essay on the art of loving and losing female friends was a much-needed meditation, and I wanted to share it with you, too.