You know who I am

These are all really good tbh

Oooooooooooh. This was a hard choice! I ended up going with Fortitude. It just feels very fitting with current events, both related to space and otherwise.

@scifigrl47 ROVERS SCI

ROVERS!  BABY ROVERS!

@biggreenmememachine

Smarter than we are given credit for!

Trying to decide on a Halloween Costume. I’m torn between going as Iron Man or as Sexy Corn.

split the difference and go as sexy iron man

How’s that different from normal Iron Man?

This might be a controversial hot take but I think we have enough potato chip flavors.

You can pry my fried dill pickle and ranch flavored potato chips from my cold, dead hands 

I wish to keep my pesto and pickled onion flavour crisps too, Captain!

Where did you even find those?

I’ve seen cheeseburger flavor chips before.  They’re not bad

*places self firmly blocking the entrance/exit of @tonystankposts' lab*

Hey! I thought we were bros!

*is trying to make @tonystankposts go to sleep at a decent time*

So I could just sleep in the lab and you would never know

This might be a controversial hot take but I think we have enough potato chip flavors.

You can pry my fried dill pickle and ranch flavored potato chips from my cold, dead hands 

Is Avengers Tower equipped to handle 30-50 feral hogs?

According to Twitter, 30-50 feral hogs are everywhere!

Oh thank god. Its fine, Dum-e, we won't have to house hogs.

...so where are we supposed to put them?

We don't put them anywhere! There are no hogs!!!

What kind of alcohol would you like, and can I hide from the hogs with you?

can we befriend the hogs??? they might be cute or friendly!

You can certainly try. I will not, I had enough of that shit growing up. They are neither of those things.

But what about the babies????? (TmT) surely the babies are friendly????

See, they want you to think that. Lookin' all cute n shit. Theyre fucking not. Hell spawn, they are.

ALLL OF THEM????

ALL OF THEM, DARLING.

I’m gonna make so much bacon

Even I can’t approve of that. Hot dogs shouldn’t be served cold! 

I’ll remind you of this the next time you put Spaghetti-Os in aspic

There’s no hot dogs in spaghetti-os, Tony! 

Do you want to tell him, or should I?

THERE’S NO HOT DOGS IN SPAGHETTI-OS

Even I can’t approve of that. Hot dogs shouldn’t be served cold! 

I’ll remind you of this the next time you put Spaghetti-Os in aspic