FIRE ONE! TWO! THREE!

I miss Tony (they are in the next room)

tony incoming. i found an interesting piece of garbage to show you

For my next get rich quick scheme I will be getting hit by a car

Hopital

do you need anything. I'm at the giftshop rn there's a fucked up pen. like it's a cat but you press down on the head and it's eyes light up blinding blue and it meows scarily

You should get the pen we might need it

aye aye captain

For my next get rich quick scheme I will be getting hit by a car

Hopital

do you need anything. I'm at the giftshop rn there's a fucked up pen. like it's a cat but you press down on the head and it's eyes light up blinding blue and it meows scarily

My beautiful vision given to me by god because I am a prophet is that you should all give me and Tony $20 each

Would you believe this actually worked on a couple people

I love you gotham city

My beautiful vision given to me by god because I am a prophet is that you should all give me and Tony $20 each

this is all true

Sitting in a computer being devirused for 5 days is giving me a lot of time to think. For example: wizards are real apparently. This is somehow very shocking to me despite being able to crawl in and out of electronics. Now I have to consider: is that magic? Is a super power? Being stuck in a computer is the perfect time to have an existential moment

but what if I install a slenderman shimeji to chase you around the desktop

shit is always happening to you

as mayor president I will buy us a new remote to replace that one robbie sploded

and I'll hire a taskforce to clear out the metaphysical agony nexus at the heart of gotham

what would tony flavor even be. gunpowder and artificial cherry?

Did I ever announce that I was single

is it time for me to make a move

Yeah Luthors estimated votes are down I think it's time to make your move, you really have a chance of becoming president mayor

fired a round into luthor's mansion window shattering the fabrege egg on the mantle, signalling to the agent working as a cleaner in his home that it's time to go public with the evidence they've collected about his involvement with the 2006 santa prisca military coup. he will never recover

Did I ever announce that I was single

is it time for me to make a move

Ginger decidedly not as bad as I thought it was in high school. Mmm yummy sushi. Wait the campaign. VOTE FOR TONY BATSON IF YOU LIKE SUSHI OR IF YOU DON'T YOU SHOULD ALSO VOTE TONY BATSON FOR PRESIDENT AND OR MAYOR

fuck i forgot i'm running for mayor and president. its fear toxin season over here and i forgor for a minute

Hello blog viewers. Todays lie of the day: lex luthor is pregnant and YOU 🫵 are the baby

If you don't want Lex Luthor for your father vote TONY BATSON for president

wow you really did say these words huh