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Soulslike boss where when you get them below 20% hit points it triggers a taunt where they refer to themselves in the third person, and the name they say is completely different from the label on the on-screen health bar. The game immediately pauses, buffers, then displays a popup informing you that someone else's health bar has been shown in error and apologising for the inconvenience. The depleted health bar is then replaced with the correct (full) health bar, and the fight resumes.

sorry for killing the vibe. it will happen again

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ok so i didnt know how i was doing it at the time either lmao. i cant even ask my past self for advice on how to be productive. i guess it really is another guy’s domain.

being angery abt xtian abuse shit is easy but actually thinking about whether i believe The Doctrine or naw makes me feel like i have fucking motion sickness and i have to lie down so i dont feel like the turning of the earth is gonna knock me over. ive been like face down taking deep breaths and still feel myself hurtling thru space like who knows which way is up and also who knows whether ill dissociate very soon. i probably will but im holding on TIGHT; i got shit to do

i guess i just gave up. or i came up with a solution for how to live that satisfies me whether i believe i’m wrong or right.

man. i’m so sorry.

my irl friends be like “youre so closed off! talk about your feelings for once!” but like i do, i just like do it online where they wont be finding that shit

i wish i didnt need this blog. i wish i could just be a person without being davesprite, without obsessing over religion, without fandoms, without feeling so trapped by how unlovable i am. but here i am. and life is painful. and the only thing that is here that i have to hold me together is my fuckin blogs

i straight up started being suspicious of homestuck’s seemingly optimistic qualities when davepetasprite^2 came around and i feel sort of bad about that because davepeta kinnies r nice and stuff but im like “hello i found the appearance of your kin portentious”

when the disrespectful ending of like 4 character arcs at once was completely embraced instantly bc davepeta is objectively rad as fuck. what a crazy comic

the past is in the past until it isnt anymore

its taking a lot more energy than normal to keep the voice of an irate god out of my head

live and let ghosts by jukebox the ghost will heal you in ways the artists could never have intended

OOP. oop. OOOP!! oop. i havent learned shit cept what this was called lmao. #staydissociating

idk why i thought this was a roast its just true man im great at giving up. i do lack perseverance. i do be saying too much

close to deleting everything and going back to being a davesprite kinnie blog like and subscribe

i tried deleting everything back to front a few years ago, sorting posts one by one onto other purpose-made blogs. but gave up cuz there were too many posts