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Keeping Up with the Ravkans | Incorrect Grishaverse (Part 1 | Part 2)

BONUS:

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

The first one, was a retelling of Aladdin from Jafar’s point of view. I was a beta reader before publication. I am telling you, the description and the book as far as I got? Directly stolen from Twisted. Absolutely. And they couldn’t do anything about it because Disney has more money than starkid could ever afford to fight (I’m going to note here that Twisted is perfectly legal and protected under US law under the copyright clause for Parody). I couldn’t even stand to finish the book.

And then the next morning someone sarcastically asks him what today's weather will be, he decides to fuck with them and frankly answer the question, and then it becomes something of a routine, that he'll open a window or step outside to smell the air and tell them what he thinks it'll be like today.

And he's so reliable that they actually start to count on his predictions when they choose what to wear for the day, more than one of them actually tell their friends about "that dude in the dorms that can smell the fucking weather", not exactly a celebrity but it's just The Thing He Is Known For.