â â *:ă»ïŸfrĂšre d'une autre mĂšre // julien loki
a/n: working hard for u chat + i absolutely think im hilarious for writing this
it was 2:04 am. julien had been awake for approximately twenty minutes now, he hadnât moved though, like at all, not a muscle. he was lying on his back, one arm wrapped around you and the other resting somewhere near his head, while you were half-sprawled across him in a position that was probably terrible for both of your backs.
âare you awake?â he asked. â...non.â you tiredly reply.
âhow can you sleeptalk so coherently?â
â...iâm goated like that.â
julien looks down at you, you were staring at him, counting the feint hairs on his face. when your eyes meet, you yawn and wipe the wetness that built up, before staring right back at him. the room went quiet, only the soft hum of the ac and the soft taps on the window from the light rain. it was beautifully silent for about twelve seconds.
âhm?â you hum, eyes fluttering shut as you nuzzle deeper into his neck.
âyou remember that one show you told me about? the one about football.â
he keeps speaking, fingers gently caressing your back.
âthereâs this one player, kylian mbappe, i think he looks a bit like me.â
âmmm⊠maybe? the hair yeah, or maybe when he was younger, but his is longer.â
âi like him. he is cool, and neat.â
âmhm, youâre cool too.â
âyes exactly, and we are both fast non?â
âi think youâre faster?â
â⊠and then this other player, michael olisĂ©.â julien adds, âheâs handsome.â you reply fast.
ââŠnot what i wanted to talk about but, whatever amour. anyways, i meant to say, the duo reminds me of myself and charles.â
âhe doesnât look remotely like charles though?â
âi wasnât talking about his appearance, i mean by how we play. olisĂ© is a midfielder and kylianâŠah, our names also sound alike⊠kylian is a forward, as am i.â
âhow do you even think that, julipoo.â you trace stars on his chest.
julien nodded solemnly, âi know, sorry. it makes sense though non?â
âmmm... thatâs true.â
âi am trying to mold charles into this, perfect passer, for myself. to give me good passes so i can score.â
âhe already does that? you donât like his passes?â
ânot the passes i dislike, it is how he works as a person, it is his shit motivation that sometimes depletes mid-game, and it irritates me.â
julien added, twirling strands of your hair around his forefinger and thumb. âolisĂ© likes passing to kylian, and kylian always scores flawlessly.â
âit almost sounds like youâre talking about him like he's your brother, babe.â
he sighed and pulled you a little closer, you were quiet again. then you felt his hands tightened slightly around your back.
â⊠it is kind of a coincidence, if you truly think about it. he is a frenchman, with dark skin, a semi-similar hair style as me and almost the same height.â
you poke his cheeks, bored and tired.
âwell, maybe you are brothers. what if the creators made him and used you for inspo?â
juliens eyes sparkled, then he looked at you before mimicking your actions and poking you as well.
âthat might be it mon amour. if he is based off me, we might be brothers.â
âdictator kylian mbappe, and his most trusted, next in-command, julien loki.â
you laugh aloud, holding his hands still before leaning so closely, your noses touched.
âis it the opposite? dictator julien and next in-command kylian?â
âoui, it sounds better that way.â
he chuckles softly, nuzzling his nose into yours. â⊠though olisĂ© is smarter than charles. charles is braindead half the day, maybe.â
âthatâs mean, juli. thatâs my son, youâre talking about.â
âthen i am putting him up for adoption.â
âthen iâm adopting him.â
âmon chou, that is not how it works.â
âi donât care, he calls me maman and i love it.â
julien sighs dramatically before turning around, leaving you cold. âthen you are a single mother of one parasitic child.â he says, closing his eyes as he feels your chest press against his back.
âso mean juli, i thought you loved me?â
you fake pouted, your chin over his shoulder as you look at his face and trace over his nose bridge.
â... maybe when charles took a kaiser impact to the head, it rattled what little brains he had left in there.â
âwell⊠i hate to say it jules, but how can a maraca rattle with nothing inside it?â
julien chuckles, placing his hand over yours and intertwining your fingers.
âyou are bullying your own child [Name]?â
ââŠ. i canât help it, heâs funny looking sometimes. i still love him though.â
â... he looks like a toilet brush.â
ânot even close jules, you just wanted to say that.â
â.... letâs have guimauve chocolat for breakfast, lunch and dinner tomorrow.â
you nod slowly, it was his favorite food. so if he could do that, then you could do it too.
â.. and then after tomorrow, weâre eating potato chips for breakfast, lunch and dinner.â
âabsolutely not.â his reply was instantaneous, how rude.
âokay so no chocolat.â
âit is not really the same now is it?â
âjulien, guimauve chocolat isnât that far off with how unhealthy it is from potato chips.â
julien stayed quiet, looking so smugly comfortable while he closed closed his eyes.
âjulien.â no responses.
âjulien?â still nothing
ââŠ. i think kylian is handsome-er than you.â you whisper softly into his ear.
you roll on top of him, and then sliding off infront of him. you were almost hanging off the bed but his arms immediately wrapped around you.
â⊠i think sometimesâŠ. you know, in life, i think i am too competitive.â
you immediately caught the reference, a voice line said by the character kylian in said show. julien was fighting a smile forming on his face.
âi fucking hate you.â you giggle before it escalated into something louder. âyou did his accent wrong, idiot.â
âi did it perfectly..., one more thing [Name].â
you thought about it, preparing to hear something stupid come out of his mouth again.
âask me what the julien special is.â âno.â âcome ooooon mon amour, ma puce, ma chĂ©rie, mââ
you sigh, very very loudly. ââŠâŠâŠâŠ..whatâs the julien special?â
julien was chuckling now, his head sinking back into the pillow.
â... for example nothing.â
â⊠julien you have practice tomorrowâŠâ
he whined, pulling you into what felt like being cuddled by an octopus.
ââŠ.mmmmmi think for once in my life, i don't really wanna go⊠letâs talk until we fall asleep mon ange.â