need for speed

Anyone wanna be fwb (fuckin wizards babey) ?

Of course you have white hair and trauma

@tommyshepherdsuggestions are you wearing the...?

I WOULD be a fun uncle but everyone says I’m evil for trying to help Wanda get the kids back so like I didn’t get the chance.

you can still be the fun uncle but the position is entirely contingent on how much ice cream is in it for me

I’m good at stealing things so litterally however much you want. I will just take it. Probabaly from Tony.

oh shit ice cream and crime? you are officially the funnest uncle

I WOULD be a fun uncle but everyone says I’m evil for trying to help Wanda get the kids back so like I didn’t get the chance.

you can still be the fun uncle but the position is entirely contingent on how much ice cream is in it for me

I may be stupid but at least I’m not the magent man who doesn’t know how magnets work

magent man

no one talks about the ADHD symptom of being extremely kissable. it makes me sick

I painted my nails and no one has even said anything like hello?? Tell me I’m pretty already

congrats you look gnc af