Probably Richer Than You

You, sir, are a cocky one.

I am, is that an issue?

Corrupted.

Made me fun.

Oh no, that’s definitely what happened. I broke my little innocent friend.

You didn't break me.

After I seduced my hardworking, no-fun-having best friend and corrupted you.

Or so the tale goes.

And you still like it? Man, you’re a dedicated fan. Props to you.

Props will always go to me. I am awesome.

As much as I would love to, you’ve already seen me naked, so oh well.

That is true.

You obviously have not seen the most recent episodes.

I think I have.

Thank you.

Thank you for allowing nudity. You can punch me if you want.

It is a fantastic game. Though the show has gone to shit.

The show will always be perfect.

Did I offend you?

Yes. I am going to cry myself to sleep.

Rae got to her feet, putting on the basic undergarments he’d give her. “Thanks for the underwear.”

Your room isn't actually locked.

Did I say I didn’t? Well, I did, but I was joking.

Well, I didn't get the humour.

Fairly sure my parents were working more with it being like the stone. But pokemon is so much better.

Choose pokemon one hundred percent of the time.

Tom, do you not agree with me that you are in fact lovely? I’m Onyx.

Onyx? Like the pokemon?

That makes more sense. You seem like a lovely person, what’s your name?

Tom, the apparent lovely person, and yourself?

Nothing, you’re my best mate. You’re weird too, though…

And that is why you don't want to touch me?

You’re starting to creep me out, Tommy.

I was your underwear. I was them Sunday, you gig on Saturday. They are always on top of the pile.