Tomcat :3

Foxy(fnaf) so crackable...

They call me a burner account the way I be using a lighter and cigarettes for sh

Despite having a phobia of blood, sometimes I need to see myself bleed

When they test weight limits on mundane objects, it's always funny to imagine them doing really in depth, highly sophisticated tests OR just testing this in a garage with 2 dudes and a 6pack of beer

Using sign language to tell my coworkers that I'm going to drive home and blow my shit smoove off

#slimy

Can't even entertain myself with the voices, they gotta be asleep rn

I need some way to time skip, I be at work doing nothing for so long and I just wanna go home

Pawsome sauce

Cordless drill

W yaoi

Hydration was made up by Big Swampass to make sure you stay soaked down there at all times

#pawjob

#pawjob