gold bones

i have mastered the art of stressing out and not caring whatsoever simultaneously

“ugh, your mind” - me to myself before doing the absolute dumbest shit imaginable

I love it when you call me big chungo.

why’s he say stuff like this

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

posts that put me on a list

mike’s hard look at yourself

man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft