he's a really cool cat (he has a bit of a cough)

🕸️ Goth girl shit, I'm a real hot topic 🕸️

Just a bunch of Trindles with no rhyme or reason, lol. I just think she's hot 😚

Taurus: It’s like having a rotting corpse in your house, but the corpse of a tree, you know? It’s kind of baddass. It stands and then you humiliate it even further by hanging ornaments all over it, like “Fuck you.”

Gemini: I DO COCAINE!

Cancer: I’d rather die than go to heaven

Leo: Brutal.

Virgo: We’re here to make coffee metal. We’re here to making everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

Libra: Don’t you want a banana sticker?

Scorpio: What do you mean booze ain’t food? I’d rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Sagittarius: Gets dis guy out of here! Finds me a dragon!

Capricorn: AND THE WINNER IS “CINNAMON BUNS!!!” STARRING PICKLES THE DRUMMER, DIRECTED BY VODKA AND BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aquarius: Last night. I did it. I sucked my own cock last night!

Nickles Week 3/14: The 80s

I’m imagining late 80s… post SnB, pre Dethklok.