Oooooh moth is winning! I am imagining a giant moth with a three-foot wingspan flapping wildly around your living rooms crashing into everything knocking over your lamps laying hundreds of golfball-sized eggs on your curtains 💕

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

Having two cats would be lit because every once in a while you'd see one of them clearly make a desicion in their tiny brain, calmly walk up to the other cat full of deliberate, calculated, premeditated intention to either shower them with face rubs, grooming, cuddles and affection, or to bite and smack the ever-loving shit out of them, and you have no idea which one it's going to be. And neither does the other cat.