Nines / Tobi

yall i realized i forgot to post this to tumblr but happy belated 4/13

time is a flat circle

Do Not Stand at My Grave and Weep

- wilbur inviting sneeg to live in the walls of his house solely for the purpose of wanting to beat sneeg with a bucket if will catches him

- tubbo sniping everyone from above with poison arrows just because he can

- philza pretending to be a momma bird throwing up food and going “blehhhh” when giving people bread

- wilburs to do list: 1. build a place that is accessible for everyone to hang out and be friends. 2. build a place that is accessible for everyone to fight each other to the death.

- ranboo and tubbo’s iron golem named The Breeding Watcher

- chickeninnit

- ranboo and tubbo dsmp marriage take two: evil boogaloo

- niki loving small sneeg and small charlie, advocating for a tiny techno

- wilbur’s fish meme that niki immediately embodied by fake scream crying and plummeting out of the pub to her death when people tap on her glass

- Fragrance Man

- wilbur popping in and out of mountains/trees/walls/floors and hitting people before disappearing to confuse and piss them off

- all of philza’s pets

- everyone’s special origins mod skins!!!

- the enderman stuck in the flower window in ranboo and tubbo’s house

- niki yelling at everyone for polluting her waters

- *someone sees an enderman* "ranboo, who’s this?" *ranboo proceeds to make up a name and backstory for each enderman*

- The Pub(e)

- tubbo and ranboo convincing scott to buy ranboo’s old property and immediately securing a favor from the most op person on the server (maximum time of favor is specifically an hour an a half)

- screenshots from tiny charlie’s pov

feel free to add :]

Also Ranboo, every single chance he gets:

Homophobia doesn't make sense. I know you guys appreciate that I'm so accepting, but everyone should be like me, I shouldn't get praise for this

I'm very glad you guys feel comfortable enough to joke about these kids of things with me. I find it very funny and like to joke back

*looks at "you <3 little penis"* I do?

Gender go brr

Welcome to the boys

Sure, I'll be the protector of mlm

My pets are gay and so is my dsmp character

Now I know what ancient greeks feel

I just want to hide in the closet forever

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like "oh yeah theres kisuke urahara, tweek, and dave strider crossover fanart. weird but ok."

Also Ranboo, every single chance he gets:

Homophobia doesn't make sense. I know you guys appreciate that I'm so accepting, but everyone should be like me, I shouldn't get praise for this

I'm very glad you guys feel comfortable enough to joke about these kids of things with me. I find it very funny and like to joke back

*looks at "you <3 little penis"* I do?

Gender go brr

Welcome to the boys

Sure, I'll be the protector of mlm

My pets are gay and so is my dsmp character

Now I know what ancient greeks feel

I just want to hide in the closet forever