tofania

think of me as anthony bourdain if anthony bourdain were a 20something italian girl with adhd.

my fic: [here] or tofania on A03

my hellcheer fics rec [here]

-coding a lot

-looking for a DAP to buy, planning to switch to 100% subscription-free music before 2027.

-looking for snail mail clubs to join, the only kind of subscription I wanna pay for.

-digital scrapbooking

-eating

1) ATSOYL/ATTP!Eddie: let’s start strong with rockstar Eddie who actually has money despite the extremely expensive divorce he went through and he’s also a bit (a lot!) tacky I’m afraid…. he’d choose the He Loves Me diamond ring from Cece Jewellery (“a chain of daisies dances around the base of the setting, a sweet and nostalgic nod to love in its first flush. Engraved on each shoulder, a bow is a symbol of completeness. Together, they encompass the fullness of love, in all its excitement and contentment”)

+ he already got her the Devil in Detail ring (“At first glance, a 0.5ct heart-shaped diamond and bouquet of red roses are the epitome of romance, but look closer and see a devil’s trident emerging from the blooms. This miniature, hand-enamelled scene plays out on the face of a chunky, sovereign-inspired ring. Matte shoulders and a frame of pavé-set diamonds create an indulgent, tactile statement. The Devil is in the Detail ring is a lesson in astonishment. When beauty and wickedness share the same stage, the most delicious drama unfolds. Crafted in 18ct yellow gold with hand-painted champlevé enamel, this ring blends serious gold and playful intent without apology. When there’s romance on the surface, you can bet there will be devilry underneath…A teaching of... Mischief.”) because he was feeling fun!! he’s a big fan of Cece Jewellery in general so I can imagine him getting her some personalized bespoken ring too…

2) folktale!Eddie: he can’t afford a diamond + folktale!Chrissy wouldn’t want a diamond anyway because she’s woke! and environmentally conscious! and she has actually lectured everyone on the (lack of) ethics of blood diamonds!! So he’d go for (ethically sourced) white topaz + lab diamonds and something delicate and dainty like this one from NOOI Jewellery <33

3. guts!Eddie: he gets some money after the lawsuit BUT he has the toughest job since he has to propose to his lovely fucked up in the head slightly avoidant girlfriend and he can’t get a ring that looks too much like THE ring or she’ll freak out!! So he goes for a beautiful moi et toi with their birthstones and the whole convo is pretty much nooo this is not that ring ahah………. unless??? 👀