Pompitous

My dog asked me to install a laser light in one eye so he could mess with the cat. Now that she’s gone, it just points to things he wants. Turns out, it hovers on his food dish 65% of the time.

This is one of my favorite experiences as a Walgreens Beauty Advisor

Pensive beater. I’m sure there are loads of captions with puns that could be applied to this, or rearranging letters of “pensive” and “beater.” But really, it’s just a mixer that’s thinking hard.

Today’s youth have the power to rearrange the universe, (as seen in his glasses here), but we have to show them how.

The joy of youth. Thank you chadlanningphoto and Aryana.

Sometimes dreams seem so near yet just so unreachable.

Bones: We'll see...