Be A Doll And Hand Me My Gun

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

by the way to all of the destiel shippers out there yes you guys were insane at times but you ruled tumblr at one point and to wait 12 years for cas saying i love you to dean then dying only for the finale to come and then dean dying and cas not even coming back?? I am so sorry

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

Me when I’m trying to bring all the grocery bags from the car in one go.

I’ve made an oath to never watch Adam Sandler and you should too!

someone has to watch him at all times or he will escape