lack of education

Todd: Tell Uncle Oliver to stop being sick already.

Todd: I'm bored

Todd: I'm wasting away here.

Neither am I–I mean I am but I’m also not. Parker loses control of his brain power when he’s around her and I don’t quite get it. She’s the worst.

I can say with complete honesty he will never miss her as much as she misses him. She keeps lying at the front door waiting to go see Javi and we’ve started waterworks this week about it.

No, Papa is not happy and Dad’s going nuts trying to keep everything kind of okay.

Oh. Fuck. Should I not have told you that?

Oh that’s the good tea. You and Charlie. Oh yeah, that’s what Javi said. Just got off the horn with him.

But no, I’m not fucking around like Parker.

The next great love story. Uncle Eli said it’s not exactly hot shit over there either.

Only gossip from the aunties. They’re yelling at each other from balconies now. I was hoping you had tea from your boyfriend.

You said you were bored.

And I’m in the house bored.

I did a bad thing.

I regret showing her how to use Spotify.

Even the aunties are all inside, it’s so weird.

We suffer.

Shhhhhh the child is listening.

Dad went downstairs to Uncle Koby’s. We are without supervision.

No, I take that back. You. You are his worst nightmare.

Give me three more days in quarantine and I can make that dream come true.