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What if I like my margarita’s with good tequila and no risk? That doesn’t seem too much to ask. Only you would call two years a streak. Also if I see your ass in here I will patch you up only so I can personally kill you for landing in the ER, Majors.

On behalf of everyone at the PHFD, please be responsible with your alcohol consumption today. We understand everyone’s desire to have fun, but don’t drink and drive. Or set anything on fire. Or engage in the mixing of illegal substances. It’s a busy night for the station, so the more responsible you are, the faster the squad can get to those in genuine emergencies.

The jalapeno had me intrigued but I’ll hard pass at becoming a patient in my own ER. Also you’re giving me weird flashbacks to patients who came in last year so yeah, no thanks. Should I be worried about seeing you in a bed or are you only a distributor of the chaos?

I feel the need to knock on wood as I realize I have not had any “you wouldn’t believe what happened in the ER today” days for a week or so. Makes me worried people are saving up the crazy for Cinco de Mayo. 

And yet here we are. Don’t worry, if you ever find yourself in need of our help, I’ll be sure to let everyone know that you’re not interested in it.

 Doesn’t that go against the firefighter oath, or something? Alright, but you can’t withhold emergency services from everyone who doesn’t want to buy your calendar.

Let’s see it then, I wanna know what I’m buying first.

You really know how to make a girl feel special, Todd.

Instead? From what I remember it isn’t the uniform itself that has the Men of the PHFD Calendar selling out. You do realise that it’s called the Fire and Rescue Station though, right? You can’t go telling me that there hasn’t been a good enough share of people needing rescuing of late. 

Tell yourself what you gotta. Let’s see, you got that girl down from a telephone pole....about a month ago. And then....done any other rescuing? I’m just saying, I definitely don’t see the argument for more of you.

You really think that with some of the morons around in this city that there isn’t a need for more of us, rather than less? Anyway, women dig men in uniform.

Do I think the glorified fraternity that only has one fire to fight a month should have more people? No, I do not. Not as much as what’s under the uniform. I got that part covered instead.

You want to throw your money around then I will drink to that.

First, you have to tell me what it is you do all day. Can’t remember the last time there was a housefire, yet there seem to be two more of you cropping up every time I turn around. Just got a thing for bunk beds?

Just the first round? I’d expect at least a sit down with all that lobster you sell.

[ PRIVATE F2F ]

Don’t you worry your chiseled jaw about it, it won’t be. I just need you to make sure you’re at the docks at the right time and have enough bricks to weigh it down.

[ PRIVATE F2F ]

[ PRIVATE F2F ] @toddmajors​

I need you to do something for me.

[ PRIVATE F2F ]

Never you mind, Todd. They’ll be back in no time, I’m sure; you won’t be missing anyone for long.

Oh, I know that you do; I wouldn’t exactly describe you as subtle, honey.

I know this city is dangerous but when three of my girls end up in the hospital in one night, I’ve gotta know what’s going on.