valeriaborges:
What if I like my margarita’s with good tequila and no risk? That doesn’t seem too much to ask. Only you would call two years a streak. Also if I see your ass in here I will patch you up only so I can personally kill you for landing in the ER, Majors.
Who likes no risk? That’s like ordering food with no salt. Gotta have at least a little or you can’t taste anything. And hey, I’m insulted you think I wouldn’t use top shelf tequila. That threat doesn’t seem very compatible with your oath, doc.












