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Matt: Oh you can imagine can you?

Matt: Tell me then. Cos I'd love to know exactly what it is that you think I've done

Valeria: You're completely deluded. Saying I don't mean what I'm telling you.

Valeria: As that what you did with this girl? Just forced whatever version you believe on her?

Valeria: Do not text me again. I'm serious.

Matt: You haven't given me one decent reason not to

Matt: What have I done to change your mind huh?

Matt: What have I done specifically? Not the chief or anyone else that you've spoken to

Valeria: How about you aren't listening to or respecting what I'm asking of you.

Valeria: Good enough reason?

Matt: That's total bullshit that you're not hiding behind it, you were totally up for going out again before this

Valeria: Yes this has validly made me never want to go out with you.

Matt: Sounds like you don't even know what happened but are just taking some hearsay and piecing it together however you want

Matt: If you didn't want to go out, all you had to do was say that, you don't have to hide behind this nonsense

Valeria: I know enough. The fire chief doesn't make announcements like he did about you for perfectly innocent people.

Valeria: I don't want to go out, but I'm not hiding behind anything.

Matt: I'm not in jail because I didn't do anything wrong. It was all just a misunderstanding

Valeria: Plenty has changed.

Valeria: Stop. Just a misunderstanding is gross and dismissive.

Valeria: Whatever happened wasn't good. And I don't need that.

Matt: Assuming you heard

Matt: Guess we're even now then, on skipping out on dates

Matt: Reckon third time's a charm

Valeria: A little tied up? How could you think I'd still want a date with you.

Valeria: Why aren't you in jail?

What’s with the girl’s in this city and always thinking about what they can and can’t pull off? I don’t sit around thinking about that. I just say it. If I can’t pull it off, screw em. Well if he does give you any problems, come find me. I keep a bat behind the bar. Plus I’m a veteran so the cops love to let me off easy. 

Yeah, I mean I think I’d have thrown down even if it wasn’t one of my friends. I don’t like when dudes say slut. Only I get to call my friends sluts. Speaking of – you dodged the Baleman bullet. Any word on that?

Yeah, I mean if someone wants to call me a washed up whore, they’d be right. But if someone wants to call one of my friends a washed up whore they can run their mouth somewhere else. 

I think it could be a really beneficial move for the city. We’re already halfway to full sappho so – just some clown talking shit. Running his mouth about a friend. He’s gone now. 

[ sms: Val ] ↦ Whatever you say, Valeria [ sms: Val ] ↦ I was implying that you’re enjoying yourself far too much right now and I can imagine the look on your face [ sms: Val ] ↦ Good. Just wanted to make sure

Oh. That’s– oh my god. Assault… of you? I know you’re not a federal officer but, you know, the other bit?

I can be fun but only a certain amount of fun in a professional setting. I’ll show you a good time, okay? You deserve it after dealing with that travesty of a human being.