aggressively average human

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

oh my fucking god who cares about men who caresssssss

shut upppppppppppppp

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

kinda awesome when you can rope a blorbo into your mental breakdown especially if you can just give her your same issues. get over here tortured fictional woman we're in this TOGETHER

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

i love being a fangirl. i was always meant to care too deeply about the media i consume