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Hi this is Jared hi Jared how are you doing I canât believe Connor has a gaming keyboard d
i have not been hacked
alsoooooooooooooooooooo jared is dating connor now and as hee is weriting this post on conn9orâs stupid gamer keyboard he is being told to tell egberyohne heâs straight but heâs not !!!!w oomg #kleinophy

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jared hate social mediaÂ
Hey I noticed you havenât been active in a while. I hope Iâm not bothering you but I just wanted to make sure youâre okay!! :)
oh hello guys
jared is.. having his ass kicked by covid :) <3
fuck!!!!!!! :)
Current Mood: Dinosaur Riding a Horse Playing Soccer
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
Jaredddd I love your blog and I love seeing it everyday đ How are you doing lately? Howâs your boyfriend doing?
hi hi! Jared is doing really good. he gets pretty sad in the winter so now that it's spring he is just in a really good mood almost all the time.
about his boyfriend, they actually broke up about 3 weeks ago. Jared's not gonna go into much detail because he doesnt want to hurt him or anything but it was amicable.

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April 8, 2018
Today Jared Kleinman spent most of the day babysitting Evanâs cousins. It went surprisingly well. Evan only had to yell at him once for being âinappropriate.â
April 8, 2019
Today Jared Kleinman celebrated the birthday of his blog. He can't believe so many people actually came here to listen to all the shit he says. It is very validating and he appreciates all of you.
Mod 1 Year Q&A
Itâs the 1 year anniversary of Today Jared Kleinman so weâre doing a mod biography thing and Q&A!
Mod 1: @peckingontheglass  : iris, she/her, pan, i do most of the posting and i was the one who decided to make the blog last year. my favorite musicals are deh and bmc because iâm unoriginal and i play guitar and uke and shitÂ
Mod 2: @piye-ruya : priya, she/her, gay as fuck. i dont post bc writing things scares me but i give the ideas for posts a lot because iâm around a lot of interesting people. iâve been on the blog since two days after its creation and saved it when iris accidentally deleted her tumblr. my favorite musicals are falsettos, spring awakening, and starkid as an entity (at the moment)
Mod 3: @miguelisaperson : miguel is technically a mod here but he does jackshit so nevermind (lol ily and youâre my best friend but yeah) he/him, so gay i donât think heâs ever fucking touched a girl
iris and priya are basically kleinsen bc theyâve been friends since 1st grade except then iris was really mean to her for a while but now theyâre lowkey dating (except in a genuinely platonic way,, idk weâre just affectionate friends)
Questions
Where do you get inspiration for tjk?
just life i guess, a lot of times we exaggerate a little to make it more interesting or alter stuff to make it make more sense in jaredâs life. for the most part though itâs just from our lives
first kiss stories if applicable??
well our (iris and priya)âs first kiss was with each other bc of truth or dare in 5th grade and it was b a d because we were eating pizza and we were children,, you know,, but then for the rest of our friendship we just kiss all the time for some reason and iâm like 99% sure miguel has never kissed anyone
Howâd you come up with this and why did you choose Jared specifically?
i (iris) got inspiration from @todayconnormurphy and I really wanted to have a tumblr that I posted on every day like those quote blogs or something, so I made this. I chose Jared because I wanted Connor but connor was already taken so I had to take my second favorite character. now i actually love jared with a fucking passion. he is my favorite and i read any fanfic with him in it.
Happy anniversary!!! You were the first blog I followed on tumblr, what was your favourite day you wrote?
i mean probably april 10. that was the day iris and priya saw dear evan hansen, which was our first broadway show and it we also made the post together while on our road trip to new york and listening to dodie and it just has a lot of positive memory wrapped up in it. itâs not an especially interesting post but itâs sentimental.
honorable mentions go to the one about jaredâs kinks and about semen farming. (that was one of the only ones priya wrote by herself. it was quite a shock to wake up to.)
thanks for a good year guys.
April 7, 2019
Today Jared Kleinman realized that he lowkey has a hand fetish. Like not a big one. Like a really small one. Like he's only found 3 people in the world whose hands he is obsessed with. But like,, damn. Hands, amirite?
March 31, 2019
Today Jared Kleinman went and got brunch with this dude he used to take poetry class with (yes. poetry class.) And this guy, who is a senior in high school, was apparently considering asking Jared to the prom if he didnt get a date soon because he was that desperate. Jared doesnt know whether to be flattered orâŚ.
April 6, 2019
Today Jared Kleinman freaked the fuck out because apparently this guy's date fell through. Which means he asked Jared. Which means Jared is going to prom with a senior. He needs to go buy a fucking suit.
April 4, 2019
Today Jared Kleinman kept having to write the date (4/4/19) because, you know, school,, and for some reason the fact that there were two 4s in there next to each other really fucked with his head and he kept thinking he wrote it wrong (he didnt.) so like,, did someone drug him? or is he just a dumbass??

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April 3, 2019
Today Jared Kleinman brought in a couple stuffed octopus toys that his mom made to school and his friends wanted them so he gave them out and now he has accidentally become the school octopus dealer. Random kids he doesnt know have started coming up to Jared asking to buy octopus toys from him and it is the most surreal fucking experience.
[IMAGE ID: one of the octopus toys. it is small and white, with black beady eyes. it has a rainbow bracelet on its head. END ID]
April 2, 2019
Today Jared Kleinman was sitting in spanish class trying to pay attention for once and the boy behind him just kept talking about how his girlfriend dyed her hair blue and how it was better back when it was purple and Jared was just sitting there like,,, why does he have to listen to this? And why does he care so much??