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If people at your school don’t do this I do not believe you.
Teacher: ‘Can I have your attention please?’
Every single student: ‘Will the real slim shady please stand up?’

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Today At School this annoying little shit kept slapping people on the butt with a towel and people were ready to fight that kid it was hilarious.
Today At School my chemistry teacher explained this entire subject like Guys we’ve been over this and when he finished this girl was just like I DonT GeT IT wHaT ??? so my teacher was like okay who doesn’t get it and half the fucking class raised his hand and he just looked at me really dissapointed and then sighed.
Today At School we pranked one of our teachers, I won’t tell you the entire story but he ended up with a soaking wet face. Anyway this other teacher was watching the entire time and we were ready to get yelled at but HE FUCKING BURST OUT LAUGHING AND HAD THIS OCCASIONAL CHUCKLE EVEN AN HOUR AFTER IT HAPPENED
Today At School we got caught playing hide and seek during class.

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Today At School this dude farted really loud in class and my teacher just screamed: “NEVER DO THAT IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF UNDERAGE KIDS AGAIN DUDE”
Today At School I took the best nap of my life.
Everytime our English teacher comes in she tells everyone to take places and start class, and it goes like this:
“Sit down” - English Teacher
“BE HUMBLE” - the entire class
and I feel like this describes my generation more accurately than anything else.
Today At School one of my teachers announced a test due to next week and this girl just goes like: “BUT IT’S NOT FAI-AI-AIR” AND MY TEACHER JUST SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS: “LIFE ISN’T FAIR OKAY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MY HAIRCUT?” and the following silence was one of the most intense ones I’ve ever witnessed.
Okay so this dude in my class has a little nightstand lamp with him during class for some reason and every time the teacher has to read something that’s longer than 2 pages he gets out the lamp and dims the lights “to create a vibe” and it’s honestly the most legendary thing anyone has ever done at my school.

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Today at school this girl wanted to take a bite of her sandwich but she said it tasted weird so she looked what was on the sandwich so she opens it up and THERE’S FUCKING CONFETTI IN THERE, LIKE SURPRISE BITCH HAVE SOME CONFETTI AND IT GOT ALL STUCK ON THE BUTTER. She never discovered who put the confetti between her sandwich but honestly the kid who did that is a little genius.
Today at school we got to leave aat 11 am because the heaters broke down and it was too cold to go to class and when the principal told us my class just burst out and screamed and our teacher was so S H O O K. It was literally like a High School Musical scene gone wrong.
Today at school someone asked for an pen cartridge during class and this dude threw one at him but the cartridge somehow opened during while it was in the air and two kids in front of me got ink all over their faces and binders.
Today at school we put up a christmas tree in our classroom and everybody just kept taking cheesy photos with it like it was a fucking picture set up and we were one big happy family at christmas eve. I loved it.
Today at school this teacher was so fucking done with our class he just sent 9 (!!) people out of class. He then proceeded to ask if anyone wanted to go outside as well and if no he could please go on with the class and THIS GIRL JUST WALKED OUT OF THE CLASSROOM. WHAT A LEGEND. We were left behind with about 14 people and I have never experienced such tense moments in my life.

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Today at school this dude was messing around in the hallways and he was kicking his foot but his shoelaces were untied SO HIS FUCKING SHOE FLEW OFF AND GOT STUCK IN THE CEILING (Schools have these weird ceiling tiles that are really loose you know??). He couldn’t get his shoe out of the ceiling because the shoe was stuck between the tile and the frame. Suddenly a teacher comes out of a random classroom and deadass asks the dude:
“Where is your shoe?”
“In the ceiling.”
THE TEACHER WASN’T EVEN SURPRISED AND JUST LOWKEY SAID: “WELL YOU BETTER GET TO CLASS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU’RE ALREADY LATE”
Long story short, the kid went to class with only one shoe and I’m still not over it.
Today at school a girl ate an entire box of fried onions at 10 am.