Not all those who wander are lost (but I am)

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

If you have big naturals and are decently in control of your muscles you can do this to unlock New Physics btw

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

*to a klingon* call me 9/11 the way i wanna hit those twin towers

transfem klingon bottom surgery is also a 9/11 joke but i’m not smart enough to figure out how to word it

[ID: Tumblr tags reading: "#hold on let me google something #HUH." End ID]

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

it is of course easier to performatively ban children from social media than to do things like "actually challenge and regulate the abusive tactics tech companies use to extract people's data and money via social media" but if we did the second thing we wouldn't have any excuse to force people to use digital ID :(

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

i confess i do love it when a character get so scared they mangle themselves. permanent reminder of your frailty and failure to control yourself 😍🥰

you’re trapped! you’re trapped in a cage! your agency has been violated profoundly and you’re so so scared and you should probably chew on on your own leg or rip at your skin or idk. rip out your own catheter about it 😍🥰