Not all those who wander are lost (but I am)

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

people want to believe that it is not possible to be racist or sexist in fandom So Bad and that any widespread preferences for men and for white characters over women or characters of color is just a natural morally neutral outcome of White Men Being Objectively The Most Interesting. Which is definitely Not a racist or sexist thing to say!

Torterra.....

Huh, that's all? That's all you need to be man... Fuck. I see we've lessened the requirements quite a bit since last I checked. Neat

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

Library science: Sir, we already talked to you about this

Archives: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT PHOTOGRAPH??

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me