Andy Wow

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

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I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

"Went from biology to physics" is the fellow-traveller of "upon stepping on the mine, he became not history so much as geography"

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

i eat your grandads clothes

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter