Insomnomia

i’m a subtitles on kinda girl 

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

genderqueer wedding shoot where we go out into the woods and one of us wears a tuxedo & one of us wears a white dress, then we switch outfits and do it all over again. i suppose we would look stupendous

The bard was a bard?!

my city… my fuckin city.

hate shopkeeps in skyrim that follow you around like they don’t trust you. leave me OLONE dude i’m trying to steal from you

girls will "🥺🥺🥺🥺" their way out of everything

So Will puss in boots

why are the citizens of bikini bottom so prone to violence 💀 they’re ready to form a mob at any given moment

I mean Bubble Buddy was understandable. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.

he did??

No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does??? 

I KNOW LOVE IS REAL BECAUSE IM FULL OF IT

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason