Your Favorite (ex)Barista

praise the lord it’s back

Beyoncé copied that dude’s video really well.

Iconic.

the best part about sci-fi stories told from the point of view of an artificial intelligence is that you can have omniscient first-person narration and it fuckin slaps

oh yeah, also the fact that the narrator will go “Unlike humans, I of course am always 100% rational” and then proceed to do something completely unhinged

Just pronouns in general

Are- are you trying to tell me "no one" is a pronoun? Is that what this is saying??

So if I choose to go by nobody/no one are those nemo-pronouns

i see through your tricks, odysseus

Oh you look down others for being attracted to men wow that sounds shallow and exhausting I'm gonna go suck a dick

For me, men are like vanilla ice cream. That flavor is eons away from being my first choice, but I'd never shame or fault anyone for loving that flavor the most 😁

Bro you can just fuck dudes if you want to, it doesnt have to mean anything