Whatever it takes

TW: suicide, ns/fw themes, violence, drugs

BEAUTIFUL

“college will be paradise if i’m not dead by june.”

“life can be beautiful.”

“what can i say? i’m a sucker for a happy ending.”

“you’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. a future gas station attendant.”

“she is a mythic bitch.”

“if i took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, i’d have matching halves. that’s very important.”

CANDY STORE

“you’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?”

“it’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore.”

“maybe sesame street is on.”

“keep on testing me and end up like her!”

“color me stoked.”

FIGHT FOR ME

“why, when you see boys fight, does it look so horrible yet feel so right?”

“i shouldn’t watch this crap.”

“could you be seen with me and still act proud?”

“i would fight for you.”

“holy shit!”

FREEZE YOUR BRAIN

“no point planting roots when you’re gone in a hurry.”

“who needs cocaine?”

“does your mommy know you eat all this crap?”

“when the voice in your head says you’re better off dead, don’t open a vein.”

“freeze your brain.”

BIG FUN

“let’s get naked in my pool!”

“so it’s salt, then lime, then shot?”

“a hot guy smiled at me!”

“hey, is that weed? i want a hit!”

“i think that’s what they call ‘third base’.”

“i wasn’t gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note…”

“people wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.”

DEAD GIRL WALKING

“what are you doing in my room?”

“you’re my last meal on death row.”

“shut your mouth and lose them tightie-whities.”

“it’s ‘cause you’re beautiful.”

“you say you’re numb inside, but i can’t agree.”

“i think you tore my mattress!”

“slap me, pull my hair—”

THE ME INSIDE OF ME

“no one thinks a pretty girl has feelings.”

“jesus, you’re making me sound like air supply!”

“call me when the shuttle lands.”

“maybe i can help the world by leaving.”

“you’re very quiet. what’s on your mind?”

“holy crap! this is awesome!”

BLUE

“you got a left hand, use it.”

“don’t run from me!”

“look! booze! drink!”

“my balls are in your court!”

OUR LOVE IS GOD

“they made you cry…”

“you are the only thing that’s right about this broken world.”

“you’re not alone.”

“how did you know it was always a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?”

“i’d trade my life for yours.”

“well i was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport.”

“stop being a dick!”

“what the fuck have you done?”

DEAD GAY SON

“i’ve been thinking. praying. reading some magazines.”

“they just had flair!”

“they took a rebel stance!”

“that was one hell of a fishing trip.”

SEVENTEEN

“we don’t choose who lives or dies.”

“don’t you want a life with me?”

“if you could let me in, i could be good with you.”

“you’re right, that really blows.”

“i wanna be with you.”

“i’ll stay if i’m what you choose.”

SHINE A LIGHT

“deep inside of everyone there’s a hot ball of shame.”

“no volunteers? fine. i’ll start.”

“i faked it, every single time.”

LIFEBOAT

“everyone’s pushing! everyone’s fighting!”

“there’s nowhere to hide.”

“the weakest must go.”

SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE)

“stupid childproof caps—”

“you don’t deserve to live!”

“you’re gonna die alone.”

KINDERGARTEN BOYFRIEND

“he was sweet. he said that i was smart.”

“now we’re all grown up and we know better.”

“certain girls are meant to be alone.”

“i believe that any dream worth having is a dream that should not have an end.”

YO, GIRL

“oh my god, is s/he dead—?”

“we’ve been worried sick!”

“i’ve experienced everything you’re going through right now!”

“you don’t know what my world looks like!”

“sorry for coming in through the window—dreadful etiquette.”

MEANT TO BE YOURS

“you’re my date to the pep rally tonight!”

“they’re keeping you away from me.”

“you left me and i fell apart.”

“i was meant to be yours.”

“can we not fight anymore please?”

“sure, you’re scared, i’ve been there.”

“one, two—fuck it!”

DEAD GIRL WALKING (REPRISE)

“no one here deserves to die—except for me and the monster i created.”

“it’s one more dance and then farewell.”

“yeah, well, s/he’s wrong about a lot of things.”

“this little thing? i’d hardly call this a bomb.”

“i wish we’d met before they convinced you life is war.”

I AM DAMAGED

“stick around here. make things better.”

“you beat me fair and square.”

“wish you’d kiss me.”

“say hi to god.”

“you look like hell!”

“i just got back.”

SEVENTEEN (REPRISE)

“we are done with acting evil.”

“are you free tonight?”

“my date for the pep rally tonight kind of… blew me off.”

“are there any happy endings?”

“i’d be honored if you let me be your friend.”

1. “Are you okay?” 

2. “Are you hurt?” 

3. “Are you done?” 

4. “Are you pregnant?” 

5. “Are you crying?”

6. “Are you going to finish that?”

7. “Are you sure about this?”

8. “Are you finished yet?” 

9. “Are you ready to go?” 

10. “Are you sick?”

11. “Are you single?”

12. “Are you going to stop anytime soon?” 

13. “Are you tired?” 

14. “Are you awake?” 

15. “Are you always this ______?” 

16. “Are you crazy?” 

17. “Are you stupid or something?” 

18. “Are you going to help?” 

19. “Are you alive?” 

20. “Are you new here?” 

21. “Are you a _______?” 

22. “Are you hungry?” 

23. “Are you in/out/down/up there?” 

24. “Are you going to leave?” 

enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Class

“[txt] can you send me notes? i don’t get anything the professor says”

“[txt] we should totally start a study group!”

“[txt] can you sign my name on the attendance sheet?”

“[txt] ive given up on going to class.”

“[txt] theres EXTRA CREDIT!!!”

“[txt] ive changed my major 4 times so idk”

Fun

“[txt] i know it’s 2 am but we should get some food” / “[txt] it’s ONLY 2 am”

“[txt] there’s this really cool event on the quad tonight, we should go”

“[txt] did someone spray paint that statue’s dick again?”

“[txt] the professor was really doing the most today.. -image attached-”

“[txt] there’s free pizza”

“[txt] we should hang out tonight, my roommate skipped town”

Roommates

“[txt] who ate my cereal?”

“[txt] i’m NOT doing the dishes again” / “[txt] im letting them soak”

“[txt] if i have to hear you mewling like a kitten in heat at 3 am one more time i just might fling myself off the dorm rooftop”

“[txt] it’s not a party if the only people around are the ones that live here”

“[txt] can you stop texting me from the other room?”

“[txt] i thought i asked for some privacy??”

Obstacles

“[txt] i can’t afford to go out tonight”

“[txt] there was a RAT”

“[txt] obviously the only solution is to run away from my problems”

“[txt] college is hard.”

“[txt] i just get homesick sometimes”

“[txt] if only there was FUCKING parking”

Parties

“[txt] someone threw up in the sink”

“[txt] can you come pick me up? things have gotten kinda crazy”

“[txt] i found out what a kegstand is”

“[txt] so m aybe i dou knowe how 2 dance *beer emojis*”

“[txt] i could be studying right now”

“[txt] people are talking to me. im panicking.”

Finals

“[txt] everything hurts and i’m dying”

“[txt] sleep?? idk her”

“[txt] please just take a nap” / “[txt] just take a nap with me”

“[txt] i havent had anything other than coffee in 72 hours”

“[txt] should i drop out? i think ill drop out.”

“until dawn” sentence starters pt 1  .   always feel free to change pronouns  /   wording ! 

001.   ❛  i’m going to murder his fucking face off  !   ❜

002.   ❛  hashtag  ,  there’s a freaking ghost after us  !    ❜

003.   ❛  this is super awkward  .  ❜

004.   ❛  what’s cookin’   ,  good lookin’  ?  ❜

005.   ❛  let’s party like we’re fucking pornstars  !  ❜

006.  ❛  what the hell have you done to them  ?   ❜

007.   ❛  just point the spray - can at the lighter and FWOOSH  !   ❜

008.   ❛  go suck an egg  !    ❜

009.   ❛  you think you can handle that  ?   ❜

010.   ❛  at least he knows how to treat a lady  .  ❜

011.   ❛   understand the palm of my hand  ,  bitch  !    ❜

012.   ❛   can we order pizza  ?  ❜

013.   ❛   you had so many people who cared about you  ,  who were willing to help   .  ❜

014.   ❛   i’ve seen what’s down there  .  ❜

015.   ❛   i was thinking they could use some alone time  .   ❜

016.   ❛   you couldn’t buy a loaf of bread with your skanky ass  !  ❜

017.   ❛   you couldn’t lift a goddamn finger to help someone else  .   ❜

018.   ❛   let’s go  ,   you fucked up son of a bitch  .  ❜

019.   ❛   he almost shot me  !  ❜

020.   ❛   now that was exciting  ,  wasn’t it  ?  ❜

021.   ❛   once again  ,  brother  ,  you’ve outdone us all  .  ❜

022.   ❛   i should’ve paid more attention in climbing class  .   ❜

023.   ❛   please tell me you’re gonna take a vow of silence  .  ❜

024.   ❛   it’s not gonna happen   .  ❜

025.   ❛   jesus hot sauce christmas cake  !  ❜

026.   ❛   we’re going to have sex  !  and it’s going to be hot  !  ❜

027.   ❛   whatever you say  ,  darling  !   ❜

028.   ❛   stay out of it  ,  you dumb oaf  .   ❜

029.   ❛   jesus  ,  fuck  ,  shit  !  ❜

030.   ❛   i have found my true calling  .  ❜

031.   ❛   i know you’re all probably worried about me  .  ❜

032.   ❛   you are a coward  . ❜

033.   ❛   maybe we should start with a little  ,  you know  ,  making out and see where it goes from there  .  ❜

034.   ❛   fuck nuggets  .  ❜

035.   ❛   godspeed  ,  pilgrim  .  ❜

036.   ❛   that bitch is on crack or something   !  ❜

037.   ❛   what in god’s name are you wearing  ?  ❜

038.   ❛   i’m bad  !  i’m a badass  !  ❜

039.   ❛   well  ,  it’s definitely creepy down here  .  ❜

040.   ❛   hook  ,  line  ,  and sinker for every little stinker  !  ❜

041.   ❛   i didn’t really figure you for the glass half empty type  .  ❜

042.   ❛   i feel like someone’s watching us  .   .   .  ❜

043.   ❛   maybe if we’re lucky   ,  she’ll follow us out here and get eaten by a bear  .  ❜

044.   ❛   do you intend to continue with this elaborate self indulgence  ?  ❜

045.   ❛   when are you going to take her to the bone zone  ?  ❜

046.   ❛   nice shootin’  ,  tex  .  ❜

047.   ❛   can’t we all just get along  ?  ❜

048.   ❛   why do you hate my jacket  ?  ❜

049.   ❛   i had it under control  .  hundred percent  .  hundred and ten  .  ❜

050.   ❛   i am such an idiot  ,  i was so dumb  !  ❜

051.   ❛   get away  !  get away from me  !  ❜

052.   ❛   i’d like to focus on how we’re going to get the fuck out of here  ,  please  .  ❜

053.   ❛   i made you believe in the world i created  !  ❜

054.   ❛   the past is beyond our control  .  ❜

055.   ❛   you did the right thing  .  ❜

056.   ❛   you just won’t listen to me  ,  and things seem pretty fucked up  .  ❜

057.   ❛   wait a second  ,  are you saying we should break in  ?  ❜

058.   ❛   famous last words  .  ❜

059.   ❛   we’re freezing our buns off out here  .  ❜