You’re Impossible

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

thanks for coming to MY ted talk !

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

Toni comes up to Betty and Jughead in Pops and says jokingly “Hey, Forsythe.”

Jughead rolls his eyes but Betty gives her usual hard to read teary eyed mad face.

“What did you call him?” Dark Bebby starts to emerge.

“Ya haha that’s his actual name.”

“Is that true Jughead?” Her pony tail whips faster than the speed of sound causing a sonic boom as she turns to him.

“Wait,” He gives an uncomfortable smile and a forced chuckle, “you thought Jughead was my actual name?”

“Why does she know that and I don’t? I thought there weren’t going to be any secrets between us, Jughead. Or should I say Forsythe?!”

She stands up from the booth and starts to walk away.

“Betty! Wait!” Jughead chases after her.

“I love you so much. We’ve been together 3 months. Are you just going to throw that away?”

Betty’s bobble head stills and she looks into his eyes.

“I love you, Juliet.” He kisses her hand and gets down on one knee, “Will you marry me?”

Betty gasps and her eyes tear up again.

“Ju-Juggy…” She throws her arms around his neck, “I do!”

The whole diner claps.

and tony’s like, “my what now”

”your son. peter?”

”…he’s not- you thought he was my sON?”

the main cast is latino / afro latino and black. 

the show centres around these teenagers growing up in the inner city and gang life and it doesn’t vilify anyone not even spooky.

it shows that all these characters and the choices they’ve made are products of their environment

its hilarious 

the friendship and romances between the characters are just A++++ 

 and all the characters have complex plot lines

Listen this show has CRUELLY TRICKED ME into thinking it was some light-hearted treasure hunting FUN and then it fucking jumped me and kicked the shit out of every feeling I’ve ever had and now it’s OVER?!