shut your quiznak

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

FUCK

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

This is honestly hands down my favorite video

I might just laugh my lungs out

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”

Whoa! Nailed it

the next person to call lance abusive owes me $ 5000

actually, the next person to pointlessly hate on lance owes me $10000 because fuck you all

It’s been said before but if public libraries weren’t a fact of society and were proposed today they would be roundly rejected as pie in the sky communism

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???