ig mb im finally doing like sam

@im-always-down-to-fight

thank god

Imagine mocking a language when all you can speak is English

lonely? develop a god complex.

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

"Yeah." Liang nods. "It's supposed to be like that, if it helps."

"It doesn't even hold on my waist..." they muttered, pulling the pants up and holding them tightly. "You can turn around..."

They nodded, turning around. "Sorry about that."

They shook their head, "I'm a stick."

"I had your measurements."

They waved their free hand around, "still."

"Do you own belts?" Liang asked.

"I mostly wear yoga pants..."

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

"Yeah." Liang nods. "It's supposed to be like that, if it helps."

"It doesn't even hold on my waist..." they muttered, pulling the pants up and holding them tightly. "You can turn around..."

They nodded, turning around. "Sorry about that."

They shook their head, "I'm a stick."

"I had your measurements."

They waved their free hand around, "still."

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

"Yeah." Liang nods. "It's supposed to be like that, if it helps."

"It doesn't even hold on my waist..." they muttered, pulling the pants up and holding them tightly. "You can turn around..."

They nodded, turning around. "Sorry about that."

They shook their head, "I'm a stick."

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

"Yeah." Liang nods. "It's supposed to be like that, if it helps."

"It doesn't even hold on my waist..." they muttered, pulling the pants up and holding them tightly. "You can turn around..."

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

"Alright." Liang mumbled.

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."

Liang stood at the doorway anyways with their back to Sam, "wouldn't it be more comfortable if I just left the room though?"

"It's just pants," Sam started changing said pants, "I'll be done in a minute?"

"It's a bit bigger than your actual measurements so I can tailor it to your size better if you'd like, don't worry." Liang shrugged, holding it further out for them to take, "it'll be just a tad loose."

"If I'm not perfect he'd have all the reasons to change his mind..." they muttered, eyeing themselves in the mirror as they took it.

"You'll be stunning, don't worry!" Liang insisted.

"I have too..." Sam placed the clothes down on their bed and took off their shirt. "Do you know what you'll wear?"

"Nah, I'll probably just go for a messy suit look." They shrugged.

Liang chuckled lightly at that, "you can always wear a skirt with it too."

"Do I want to ask?" Liang asked softly.

Liang chuckled, "you know a red necklace could make your eyes stand out more."

"Mhm." Liang nodded with a smile. "Positive."

"Not a problem." They nodded slightly.

"Right." Liang nodded, going to leave the room.

"Turning around would be enough..." they quickly added. "It's not exactly going to take long."