I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

world’s fuckin crazy. biggest transphobe in the world is a woman who identifies as a man named Robert Galbraith like just make it make sense bro

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

It is, quite literally, the cocaine, and King himself has said that openly

fuck with me