No, wait, it goes here.

Absolutely not. Please no. Unfinity and Cybergawa was already a hard enough pill to swallow.

I wouldn’t enjoy it, unless it were specifically a part of the story. As someone who takes a lot of joy in lore and in the intersection of flavor and mechanics, it would represent a serious departure from keeping up consistency in design and in flavor. Pre-spark planeswalkers make sense, Blind Seer made sense in the context of the story, Xenagos made sense, but just having Ajani be a 4/4 Ajani Cat Soldier that has lifelink just for fun would be a bit disappointing.

Such a shame, I had really wanted to see it, and now I will never see it nor do I want to.

Moon Knight has reached maximum Ketamine.

The real joke is that she’s the one finding it, not the government.

She purposely does this, y’all. I have been fascinated by her for years and she has purposely crafted this and people reacting like this is her intention. She is a master. Like, how many country artists can get away with openly being a queer ally and funding AIDS research and COVID research and all this other stuff and yet still I defy you to find a person–no matter how conservative–who will say anything worse than ‘she’s trashy’ to you–but it can’t even insult her because she says she’s trashy!! She is so good at this y’all. A master at the whole concept of reclaiming and owning one’s image. All hail Dolly.

I have loved Dolly Parton since that time I read an interview with her and the interviewer asked her why she was wearing all that make-up and fake-blonde hair and she said words to the effect that, “when I take all that off no one knows what I look like. I can go to the supermarket and you’ll never know it’s me.”  She really owns herself, in every way. And she is awesome.

We’re seeing a version of the Bell Riots play out four years early.