charles santo martire when

the fun (horrifying) part of rpf is that these people probably aren't having sex with each other, and whatever the hell they DO have going on is way fucking weirder.

it’s hard to like a character that’s sexually repressed bc if you go into the ao3 tag they are always writing them wrong sexually

sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

Ok ask game: if you could pick a formula one driver to turn into a hamster or guinea pig or similar animal and keep as a pet (you are responsible for it) who would you pick. you can choose whether or not they are conscious of the life they lived previously and what they've lost or they can just be a happy little creaturething. And the world will either not remember them or accept they are gone so you don't have to worry about their team principal or whoever knocking down your door trying to rehumanify their driver. Go

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

sports is not real. they just declared it

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

does anyone know how to get rid of this aching hole in my chest. please say sports rpf