i'd be interested in seeing an au where the alpha kids had to scratch for whatever reason, and the resulting kids would have the opposite traits as the beta kids
egbert/crocker: derse maid of blood (i feel like we don't see a lot of how the blood aspect works beyond personality, so this could be cool)
lalonde: prospit mage of void (maybe like someone who learned too much and had to try to unlearn and actively ignore, which would be a cool tie-in for the Lalonde Alcoholism)
strider: prospit page of space (this could either turn out to be a cool person who tries to preserve the world and order, maybe like a ranger, or the worst combo of jade and jake that also has the Strider Interests Starter Pack, which would be funny, but also giving colossal alpha kid energy (the ones that suck (like inactive and useless))
harley/english: derse sylph of time (is it even possible to mend the timeline? idc enough about the Special Plot Aspects to answer)
omg earth d??????
egbert/crocker: derse heir of doom (oh dear god it's mituna all over again (though this family tends to be somewhat lucky so i like egbert d's odds)
lalonde: prospit thief of light (DDDDD: (vriska did nothing wrong do some pretty bad stuff, actually. vriska apologists explain your angle))
strider: prospit bard of mind (evil lawyer sounds funny (your honor, allow me to prove they're guilty with sick bars))
harley/english: derse knight of rage (introducing: the biggest skeptic of all time (maybe they keep their friends from getting scammed or something (lmk some better ideas i'm just spitballing)))














