Hyde.

not my laboratory not my Creature

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

^ Harry du Bois would say that.

doctor will fix me they'll do a scan and find a terrible darkness seated in my stomach and be like "oh my god we're so sorry we were supposed to remove this at birth like everyone else, i don't know how this was missed, we're so sorry you've been living like this your whole life" and it'll fix my brain too and all clouds will part

I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

I think you can humanize a villain in a way that makes you hate them more and that’s delicious, actually.

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

the problem with playing disco elysium is that after you've played it you can't play it for the first time again. someone should fix this

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks