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Oliver Marks is the man of all time. Man spends the entire book talking about how pretty and angelic James is only to be blindsided in act 4 by his own homosexuality. He even gets slapped in the face by James during stage combat because he was too distracted by his face and had a sudden desire to lean in closer.

thinking about how james farrow chose a passage from pericles, a play where someone is thought to have been dead at sea only to be reunited with the protagonist, as his letter to oliver makes me feral

capitalism, patriarchy, homophobia all three together😋

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap