Clem

sbr x ova

not my usual style, but i tried my best!

johnny: i mean, i spent literally all my savings at the time to get an athletic, all-terrain wheelchair, so it can withstand a lot of rough treatment. why?

gyro: 'cause i wanna sit on your lap real bad.

johnny:

I have never read sbr but from what I've heard

- johnny and gyro have something gay going on

- dinosaurs.

- Jesus has body parts throughout the United States of America and tells a guy who can't walk to kill the president because he wants to use his corpse to become God or something

- I think there's a tree with a stand somewhere

- horse race happening basically the whole time

- I still don't know what spin is. Something involving the golden ratio??

- I think gyro saw the golden ratio in Johnny's eyes once and that feels homosexual in some way.

- the alternate version of Dio Brando can turn into a dinosaur

- Jesus's corpse turned the president into a twunk or something