When All Else Fails

writing sucks because after i share what i wrote i wanna be like "hey did u notice this technique i used? did you notice the repetition here? let me write you an analysis on my own work."

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

This is so true

This, a thousand times this.

Holy shit

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

This is it. Peak humor

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…