♣️Tiny♠️

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Did I fucking stutter?”

That soft ass “Yea” 😂

ignoring me is really the most effective way to never hear from me again

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

😂😂😂😂

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

If your girlfriend isn't your best friend then what's the point?

let people of color be into alternative things without calling them white.