i love divorce i love when people realize that they aren't a good fit for each other and get divorced about it. more people should get divorced

my least favorite thing about this website is how culturally protestant some of you are like divorce is almost always a good thing in the long-term especially when the alternative would be a miserable/abusive marriage. but instead divorce is always framed as this social and moral failing of the participants. but whateverrrr i'm always a fan of divorce i think it should be recommended more often in more circumstances and i'm not joking

engaging in pvp with my 10lb geriatric dog. and losing.

something either is or isnt happening to me

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

Calling something "breakfastless behavior" just the modern day "you forget yourself"

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

I just saw someone say “You need to read a book intended for adults.” instead of “Read a different book.” to a Harry Potter fan. Big fan of that.