just a silly little guy

Not so tough now, are you?

Ever wonder how big a 100 ft tall giant’s pinky would be? Can a human sleep comfortably on the stomach of a 40 ft tall giant? Is a 200 ft tall giant just the right size for nose hugs?

Answer these questions and more with my G/t size calculator!

Simply input information about what your giant would be like as a human and how tall they are as a giant…

…and you can immediately browse facts about their proportions! There’s data on the body in general, plus specific measurements for facial features and hands.

It even works on mobile! It also works for tinies, though the language will be slightly wrong.

This is specifically with borrowers, because imagine this.

A borrower has lived in this same human's house for years now. Over time, they've stopped seeing the human as a human and have started seeing them as just another dangerous obstacle to avoid in their life full of dangerous obstacles.

The human's voice is just a cacophony of loud noises that the borrower doesn't bother to differentiate from the droning of the TV or the humming of the kitchen appliances, unless it could be useful information for them.

The human's footsteps are just a warning signal for the borrower to flee before the big dangerous thing finds them. Either that, or they're an inconvenient earthquake that shakes the walls they're in.

Everything the human does is just another piece of information for the borrower to determine how to borrow today. The human cries? Good. They're occupied. The human coops themselves up in their room? Good. That means they won't come out while the borrower is borrowing. The human gets into an argument with another human or, god forbid, a physical fight? The borrower just knows now is not a safe time to come out. They don't care if their human is safe.

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