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@tiny-tom-c

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Häppy Fäther's Däy, @angelo-rib-shack and @mr-crawleigh ! Yöu are the önly twö fäthers I häve ever häd and thërefore the best.

I remëmber when you lövingly plänted me in a pöt füll of dirt, gëntly pätted the söil döwn around me, and wätered me faithfülly every däy. I remëmber when you tücked me in and read me bëdtime störies. I remëmber when you fëd me dëlicious möchas. I remëmber when you täught me to swim!

...wäit, all of thät was just @angelo-rib-shack , wäsnt it?

Häppy Fäther's Däy to @angelo-rib-shack !

angelo-rib-shack

Thank you, son! You are such a good boy for remembering to celebrate me and Daddy today! I baked this brisket just for you!

You really are the best son!

Hürray, brïsket!

*slurps down smoked meat*

It's so tënder. Jüst like you!

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Häppy Fäther's Däy, @angelo-rib-shack and @mr-crawleigh ! Yöu are the önly twö fäthers I häve ever häd and thërefore the best.

I remëmber when you lövingly plänted me in a pöt füll of dirt, gëntly pätted the söil döwn around me, and wätered me faithfülly every däy. I remëmber when you tücked me in and read me bëdtime störies. I remëmber when you fëd me dëlicious möchas. I remëmber when you täught me to swim!

...wäit, all of thät was just @angelo-rib-shack , wäsnt it?

Häppy Fäther's Däy to @angelo-rib-shack !

angelo-rib-shack

@tiny-tom-c Here's a nice blanket for you, my sweet boy.

A blänkiefurter!!!

*wraps it around the self*

I alrëady fëël slëëpy and snüggly in this blänkie.

Däds, will yöu tëll me a störy?

angelo-rib-shack

How apt, my somehow-progeny! Very much a furter-blankie!

Thom, look how süß your vaguely German son is!

Anyway, here's a story for you, Sprout.:

Once upon a time a poor family had a son. Now, the son only came after his mother prayed for him after years of trying. She said she would love him even if he was a log of wood.

And to her credit, she did. She named him Log and he grew into a fine young tree, though his dad often threatened to fell him for his silly mistakes around the farm.

Until... one day, Log had enough. He decided to make his own way in the world... but then he realized his parents knew best and he came home and gave them a big hug! The end!

Gööd störies. I am slëëp now.

*tilts head over to one side and begins to snore. His eyes are still wide open*

thedemon-crowley

what would you have even done with a baby

Given it away?

e-w-w-morningstar

I WOULD HAVE TAKEN!!

angelo-rib-shack

Eddie! We already have a grown man baby Thomas in the house. We'd have to either move the pineapples out of that one room or move the frogs!

That said, I have dropped more babies than you and I trust you with @baby-angelo so there's that.

e-w-w-morningstar

but!!! could have been friend for jessica and small angelo!! plus, am GREAT dad. jessica done only one arson this year!!

angelo-rib-shack

Only ONE arson?! I'm impressed!

I cän do arsön and it will imprëss Fäther?!

angelo-rib-shack

@tiny-tom-c Here's a nice blanket for you, my sweet boy.

A blänkiefurter!!!

*wraps it around the self*

I alrëady fëël slëëpy and snüggly in this blänkie.

Däds, will yöu tëll me a störy?

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thedemon-crowley

Congratulations on the little one! How far along are you?

Being a parent is hard work. I hope you're up for the task! Having a child is a real adventure! One minute they're splashing in the lake with ducks, next minute they have cupcake up their nose. Right, @tiny-tom-c ?

Anyway, here's a gift for your little one.

You are deeply strange. More importantly, I’m NOT HAVING A BABY.

No bäby?!

angelo-rib-shack

For my perfect son. @tiny-tom-c

*shoves face into the cupcake*

Fäther, yöu are an excëllent bäker.

*nostrils are visibly clogged with icing*

angelo-rib-shack

*Giggles* Thank you, my silly little guy! *Gives him a napkin.*

I cän brëathe frösting!

angelo-rib-shack

It’s a lucky thing too! Here, have another cupcake. 🧁

Sügar is Sö Gööddddddddddddd

angelo-rib-shack

For my perfect son. @tiny-tom-c

*shoves face into the cupcake*

Fäther, yöu are an excëllent bäker.

*nostrils are visibly clogged with icing*

angelo-rib-shack

*Giggles* Thank you, my silly little guy! *Gives him a napkin.*

I cän brëathe frösting!

angelo-rib-shack

For my perfect son. @tiny-tom-c

*shoves face into the cupcake*

Fäther, yöu are an excëllent bäker.

*nostrils are visibly clogged with icing*

To be an otter swimming in a river

@tujhse-raabta

angelo-rib-shack

Me and @tiny-tom-c

We flöat in river? Mäybe on inner tübes?

With sprinkly möchas?

angelo-rib-shack

We could go tubing down a river... but no mochas, I'm afraid. They aren't good for growing clones. How about lemonade instead?

Yës! Möre wët!

angelo-rib-shack

You really like to swim. I should give you proper lessons.

Büt I am fülly förmed. Whät do I still nëëd to lëarn? I cän be in wäter as wëll as anyöne else. I am përfect!

angelo-rib-shack

You are wonderful, and fully formed, but swimming is a skill and I think skills still need to be taught, even to clones. I learn new skills all the time, and I'm a father! If I can learn things, you can too.

I cännot jüst wällow and spläsh?

Very wëll. Höw do I swim? Do I nëëd spëcial equipment?

angelo-rib-shack

You saw that the ducks were not keen on the splashing. We must condider others. Maybe save splashing for when its just you and me?

Lets start with floating. *Shows him.* See how father floats?

Now, lets see you do it.

*lies back in the water and floats, looking uncannily still*

Flöating.

Is rëlaxing.

angelo-rib-shack

Wow, son, you look... dead... *shakes head* Yes, it's very relaxing. It's nice. Since you're so good at that, lets try dunking your head and blowing out. Lets practice that.

*immediately dunks head*

*sucks in a mouthful of water*

*water burbles up from the river above his mouth. Imagine a very weak fountain*

*He stays under the water for about a minute, hair floating*

*from underwater, burbling:*

Fäther! I cän sëë the fishies.

angelo-rib-shack

*Has a moment of panic watching his son floating with his face down like that. Composes himself.* That's great, son! It looks like you can just stay under there... indefinately? Maybe I shouldnt be so worried about you drowning...

Lets try a "doggy paddle"?

I do nöt nëëd to brëathe, so I cännot dröwn. Mäkes life eäsy!

angelo-rib-shack

And makes me less worried for you! Still, lets see you paddle along.

*sticks arms out to his sides, palms cupped, and begins to propel himself as though he were a rowboat and his arms the oars*

angelo-rib-shack

*Angelo cocks his head.* How...? Sprout, I was thinking more like this. *Doggy paddles like @the-metatron taught him in the pool when Angelo was 44*

This wäy is fäster!

angelo-rib-shack

*Watches in astonishment.* I guess it is. Is this how you wish to swim? Maybe you just need to blaze your own path. You're an amazing son, Sprout.

Sëë? I alrëady knöw much. I am përfect!

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To be an otter swimming in a river

@tujhse-raabta

angelo-rib-shack

Me and @tiny-tom-c

We flöat in river? Mäybe on inner tübes?

With sprinkly möchas?

angelo-rib-shack

We could go tubing down a river... but no mochas, I'm afraid. They aren't good for growing clones. How about lemonade instead?

Yës! Möre wët!

angelo-rib-shack

You really like to swim. I should give you proper lessons.

Büt I am fülly förmed. Whät do I still nëëd to lëarn? I cän be in wäter as wëll as anyöne else. I am përfect!

angelo-rib-shack

You are wonderful, and fully formed, but swimming is a skill and I think skills still need to be taught, even to clones. I learn new skills all the time, and I'm a father! If I can learn things, you can too.

I cännot jüst wällow and spläsh?

Very wëll. Höw do I swim? Do I nëëd spëcial equipment?

angelo-rib-shack

You saw that the ducks were not keen on the splashing. We must condider others. Maybe save splashing for when its just you and me?

Lets start with floating. *Shows him.* See how father floats?

Now, lets see you do it.

*lies back in the water and floats, looking uncannily still*

Flöating.

Is rëlaxing.

angelo-rib-shack

Wow, son, you look... dead... *shakes head* Yes, it's very relaxing. It's nice. Since you're so good at that, lets try dunking your head and blowing out. Lets practice that.

*immediately dunks head*

*sucks in a mouthful of water*

*water burbles up from the river above his mouth. Imagine a very weak fountain*

*He stays under the water for about a minute, hair floating*

*from underwater, burbling:*

Fäther! I cän sëë the fishies.

angelo-rib-shack

*Has a moment of panic watching his son floating with his face down like that. Composes himself.* That's great, son! It looks like you can just stay under there... indefinately? Maybe I shouldnt be so worried about you drowning...

Lets try a "doggy paddle"?

I do nöt nëëd to brëathe, so I cännot dröwn. Mäkes life eäsy!

angelo-rib-shack

And makes me less worried for you! Still, lets see you paddle along.

*sticks arms out to his sides, palms cupped, and begins to propel himself as though he were a rowboat and his arms the oars*

angelo-rib-shack

*Angelo cocks his head.* How...? Sprout, I was thinking more like this. *Doggy paddles like @the-metatron taught him in the pool when Angelo was 44*

This wäy is fäster!

To be an otter swimming in a river

@tujhse-raabta

angelo-rib-shack

Me and @tiny-tom-c

We flöat in river? Mäybe on inner tübes?

With sprinkly möchas?

angelo-rib-shack

We could go tubing down a river... but no mochas, I'm afraid. They aren't good for growing clones. How about lemonade instead?

Yës! Möre wët!

angelo-rib-shack

You really like to swim. I should give you proper lessons.

Büt I am fülly förmed. Whät do I still nëëd to lëarn? I cän be in wäter as wëll as anyöne else. I am përfect!

angelo-rib-shack

You are wonderful, and fully formed, but swimming is a skill and I think skills still need to be taught, even to clones. I learn new skills all the time, and I'm a father! If I can learn things, you can too.

I cännot jüst wällow and spläsh?

Very wëll. Höw do I swim? Do I nëëd spëcial equipment?

angelo-rib-shack

You saw that the ducks were not keen on the splashing. We must condider others. Maybe save splashing for when its just you and me?

Lets start with floating. *Shows him.* See how father floats?

Now, lets see you do it.

*lies back in the water and floats, looking uncannily still*

Flöating.

Is rëlaxing.

angelo-rib-shack

Wow, son, you look... dead... *shakes head* Yes, it's very relaxing. It's nice. Since you're so good at that, lets try dunking your head and blowing out. Lets practice that.

*immediately dunks head*

*sucks in a mouthful of water*

*water burbles up from the river above his mouth. Imagine a very weak fountain*

*He stays under the water for about a minute, hair floating*

*from underwater, burbling:*

Fäther! I cän sëë the fishies.

angelo-rib-shack

*Has a moment of panic watching his son floating with his face down like that. Composes himself.* That's great, son! It looks like you can just stay under there... indefinately? Maybe I shouldnt be so worried about you drowning...

Lets try a "doggy paddle"?

I do nöt nëëd to brëathe, so I cännot dröwn. Mäkes life eäsy!

angelo-rib-shack

And makes me less worried for you! Still, lets see you paddle along.

*sticks arms out to his sides, palms cupped, and begins to propel himself as though he were a rowboat and his arms the oars*

To be an otter swimming in a river

@tujhse-raabta

angelo-rib-shack

Me and @tiny-tom-c

We flöat in river? Mäybe on inner tübes?

With sprinkly möchas?

angelo-rib-shack

We could go tubing down a river... but no mochas, I'm afraid. They aren't good for growing clones. How about lemonade instead?

Yës! Möre wët!

angelo-rib-shack

You really like to swim. I should give you proper lessons.

Büt I am fülly förmed. Whät do I still nëëd to lëarn? I cän be in wäter as wëll as anyöne else. I am përfect!

angelo-rib-shack

You are wonderful, and fully formed, but swimming is a skill and I think skills still need to be taught, even to clones. I learn new skills all the time, and I'm a father! If I can learn things, you can too.

I cännot jüst wällow and spläsh?

Very wëll. Höw do I swim? Do I nëëd spëcial equipment?

angelo-rib-shack

You saw that the ducks were not keen on the splashing. We must condider others. Maybe save splashing for when its just you and me?

Lets start with floating. *Shows him.* See how father floats?

Now, lets see you do it.

*lies back in the water and floats, looking uncannily still*

Flöating.

Is rëlaxing.

angelo-rib-shack

Wow, son, you look... dead... *shakes head* Yes, it's very relaxing. It's nice. Since you're so good at that, lets try dunking your head and blowing out. Lets practice that.

*immediately dunks head*

*sucks in a mouthful of water*

*water burbles up from the river above his mouth. Imagine a very weak fountain*

*He stays under the water for about a minute, hair floating*

*from underwater, burbling:*

Fäther! I cän sëë the fishies.

angelo-rib-shack

*Has a moment of panic watching his son floating with his face down like that. Composes himself.* That's great, son! It looks like you can just stay under there... indefinately? Maybe I shouldnt be so worried about you drowning...

Lets try a "doggy paddle"?

I do nöt nëëd to brëathe, so I cännot dröwn. Mäkes life eäsy!

To be an otter swimming in a river

@tujhse-raabta

angelo-rib-shack

Me and @tiny-tom-c

We flöat in river? Mäybe on inner tübes?

With sprinkly möchas?

angelo-rib-shack

We could go tubing down a river... but no mochas, I'm afraid. They aren't good for growing clones. How about lemonade instead?

Yës! Möre wët!

angelo-rib-shack

You really like to swim. I should give you proper lessons.

Büt I am fülly förmed. Whät do I still nëëd to lëarn? I cän be in wäter as wëll as anyöne else. I am përfect!

angelo-rib-shack

You are wonderful, and fully formed, but swimming is a skill and I think skills still need to be taught, even to clones. I learn new skills all the time, and I'm a father! If I can learn things, you can too.

I cännot jüst wällow and spläsh?

Very wëll. Höw do I swim? Do I nëëd spëcial equipment?

angelo-rib-shack

You saw that the ducks were not keen on the splashing. We must condider others. Maybe save splashing for when its just you and me?

Lets start with floating. *Shows him.* See how father floats?

Now, lets see you do it.

*lies back in the water and floats, looking uncannily still*

Flöating.

Is rëlaxing.

angelo-rib-shack

Wow, son, you look... dead... *shakes head* Yes, it's very relaxing. It's nice. Since you're so good at that, lets try dunking your head and blowing out. Lets practice that.

*immediately dunks head*

*sucks in a mouthful of water*

*water burbles up from the river above his mouth. Imagine a very weak fountain*

*He stays under the water for about a minute, hair floating*

*from underwater, burbling:*

Fäther! I cän sëë the fishies.

To be an otter swimming in a river

@tujhse-raabta

angelo-rib-shack

Me and @tiny-tom-c

We flöat in river? Mäybe on inner tübes?

With sprinkly möchas?

angelo-rib-shack

We could go tubing down a river... but no mochas, I'm afraid. They aren't good for growing clones. How about lemonade instead?

Yës! Möre wët!

angelo-rib-shack

You really like to swim. I should give you proper lessons.

Büt I am fülly förmed. Whät do I still nëëd to lëarn? I cän be in wäter as wëll as anyöne else. I am përfect!

angelo-rib-shack

You are wonderful, and fully formed, but swimming is a skill and I think skills still need to be taught, even to clones. I learn new skills all the time, and I'm a father! If I can learn things, you can too.

I cännot jüst wällow and spläsh?

Very wëll. Höw do I swim? Do I nëëd spëcial equipment?

angelo-rib-shack

You saw that the ducks were not keen on the splashing. We must condider others. Maybe save splashing for when its just you and me?

Lets start with floating. *Shows him.* See how father floats?

Now, lets see you do it.

*lies back in the water and floats, looking uncannily still*

Flöating.

Is rëlaxing.

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To be an otter swimming in a river

@tujhse-raabta

angelo-rib-shack

Me and @tiny-tom-c

We flöat in river? Mäybe on inner tübes?

With sprinkly möchas?

angelo-rib-shack

We could go tubing down a river... but no mochas, I'm afraid. They aren't good for growing clones. How about lemonade instead?

Yës! Möre wët!

angelo-rib-shack

You really like to swim. I should give you proper lessons.

Büt I am fülly förmed. Whät do I still nëëd to lëarn? I cän be in wäter as wëll as anyöne else. I am përfect!

angelo-rib-shack

You are wonderful, and fully formed, but swimming is a skill and I think skills still need to be taught, even to clones. I learn new skills all the time, and I'm a father! If I can learn things, you can too.

I cännot jüst wällow and spläsh?

Very wëll. Höw do I swim? Do I nëëd spëcial equipment?

angelo-rib-shack

@tiny-tom-c son, please drink your latte. It will help l keep you strong and dependant like father.

I wänt a möcha. With whipped crëam and sprinkles.

angelo-rib-shack

Anything for you, son. *Angelo alters the recipe to his taste.*

Chöcolatey!

Thänk yöu för the möcha, fäther. Yöu are the bëst përson in the wörld!

HÜŪÙÛÚGS

angelo-rib-shack

*Hugs back.* And You are the best son in the world. I love you, Sprout!

@the-metatron

BËST FÄTHER EVËR! LÖVE!!!

Cän we häve möre möchas?

angelo-rib-shack

*Hesitates because his son looks so lovingly and expectantly at him. Almost caves in.* No. No mochas, my son. We just can't. Ok? What else can I give you?

I'm jönesing nöw. Yöu göt me hüked!!!

angelo-rib-shack

Son, please. I know I seem mean saying no, but it's for your own good. Lets play a board game or something instead?

Gämes are för children. I am adült and rëquire cäffiene to fünction!

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