You Know What To Do, Do It With Style

Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

I know! I know it will! But Eric, there’s only one of me, and I like being alive.

Oh, please, it wouldn't be that bad. She hasn't tried to kill you nearly as many times as Dad has, and you do stuff that pisses him off all the time.

You gave her that sword for her birthday, pretty sure she's still over the moon about that. It's become, like, her de-facto sword. What's she gonna do, stab you with the sword you gave her? No, that'd be rude. Dude, it'll be fine!!!!!!!

Listen, she couldn’t have made it any clearer that I’d gotten myself more than involved enough, and if word gets back to Aziraphale that I went off causing more trouble after that? Abigail will be the least of my problems.

Ah. I suppose that is true. Fair enough.

There’s a gold star in it for you if you keep me posted, though…

Deal!

Knew I could count on you!

Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

I know! I know it will! But Eric, there’s only one of me, and I like being alive.

Oh, please, it wouldn't be that bad. She hasn't tried to kill you nearly as many times as Dad has, and you do stuff that pisses him off all the time.

You gave her that sword for her birthday, pretty sure she's still over the moon about that. It's become, like, her de-facto sword. What's she gonna do, stab you with the sword you gave her? No, that'd be rude. Dude, it'll be fine!!!!!!!

Listen, she couldn’t have made it any clearer that I’d gotten myself more than involved enough, and if word gets back to Aziraphale that I went off causing more trouble after that? Abigail will be the least of my problems.

Ah. I suppose that is true. Fair enough.

There’s a gold star in it for you if you keep me posted, though…

Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

I know! I know it will! But Eric, there’s only one of me, and I like being alive.

Oh, please, it wouldn't be that bad. She hasn't tried to kill you nearly as many times as Dad has, and you do stuff that pisses him off all the time.

You gave her that sword for her birthday, pretty sure she's still over the moon about that. It's become, like, her de-facto sword. What's she gonna do, stab you with the sword you gave her? No, that'd be rude. Dude, it'll be fine!!!!!!!

Listen, she couldn’t have made it any clearer that I’d gotten myself more than involved enough, and if word gets back to Aziraphale that I went off causing more trouble after that? Abigail will be the least of my problems.

Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

I know! I know it will! But Eric, there’s only one of me, and I like being alive.

Oh, please, it wouldn't be that bad. She hasn't tried to kill you nearly as many times as Dad has, and you do stuff that pisses him off all the time.

Oh, come on, it'll be fun!

I know! I know it will! But Eric, there’s only one of me, and I like being alive.

Is this why Aziraphale's warned me that she's hiding in an obvious way outside the bookshop? What on earth did you tell her?

Well I actually suggested that she get Eric to bring you a memo and that she could just, Y’know, bump into you outside the shop…

Uh-huh... and the - job thing? How did that even come up?

She said something about wondering how Hell “got so lucky”, so I gave her a very brief overview. Since she wanted to talk to you so bad, I told her to ask you about it!

I don’t—! *Gestures helplessly* I don’t know! It was the first thing I thought of! I don’t know what else she’d talk to you about!

Well…to be honest I’ve been having quite a good laugh at her expense what with the whole…y’know. What’s that stupid word Aziraphale uses? Pash?

And while you're having a laugh, which one of us is actually going to have to deal with this little pash?

Just tell her you’re not interested and she’ll have to get over it! She’ll be fine!

Ah, yes. Because demons are famously great at being told no. Do you think I want another attempted revolt on my hands?????

Well at least I didn’t leave her to figure it out on her own! She’s hiding in a bush right now; imagine what she’d have come up with without my input.

Is this why Aziraphale's warned me that she's hiding in an obvious way outside the bookshop? What on earth did you tell her?

Well I actually suggested that she get Eric to bring you a memo and that she could just, Y’know, bump into you outside the shop…

Uh-huh... and the - job thing? How did that even come up?

She said something about wondering how Hell “got so lucky”, so I gave her a very brief overview. Since she wanted to talk to you so bad, I told her to ask you about it!

I don’t—! *Gestures helplessly* I don’t know! It was the first thing I thought of! I don’t know what else she’d talk to you about!

Well…to be honest I’ve been having quite a good laugh at her expense what with the whole…y’know. What’s that stupid word Aziraphale uses? Pash?

And while you're having a laugh, which one of us is actually going to have to deal with this little pash?

Just tell her you’re not interested and she’ll have to get over it! She’ll be fine!

Is this why Aziraphale's warned me that she's hiding in an obvious way outside the bookshop? What on earth did you tell her?

Well I actually suggested that she get Eric to bring you a memo and that she could just, Y’know, bump into you outside the shop…

Uh-huh... and the - job thing? How did that even come up?

She said something about wondering how Hell “got so lucky”, so I gave her a very brief overview. Since she wanted to talk to you so bad, I told her to ask you about it!

I don’t—! *Gestures helplessly* I don’t know! It was the first thing I thought of! I don’t know what else she’d talk to you about!

Well…to be honest I’ve been having quite a good laugh at her expense what with the whole…y’know. What’s that stupid word Aziraphale uses? Pash?

Is this why Aziraphale's warned me that she's hiding in an obvious way outside the bookshop? What on earth did you tell her?

Well I actually suggested that she get Eric to bring you a memo and that she could just, Y’know, bump into you outside the shop…

Uh-huh... and the - job thing? How did that even come up?

She said something about wondering how Hell “got so lucky”, so I gave her a very brief overview. Since she wanted to talk to you so bad, I told her to ask you about it!

I don’t—! *Gestures helplessly* I don’t know! It was the first thing I thought of! I don’t know what else she’d talk to you about!

Is this why Aziraphale's warned me that she's hiding in an obvious way outside the bookshop? What on earth did you tell her?

Well I actually suggested that she get Eric to bring you a memo and that she could just, Y’know, bump into you outside the shop…

Uh-huh... and the - job thing? How did that even come up?

She said something about wondering how Hell “got so lucky”, so I gave her a very brief overview. Since she wanted to talk to you so bad, I told her to ask you about it!

Is this why Aziraphale's warned me that she's hiding in an obvious way outside the bookshop? What on earth did you tell her?

Well I actually suggested that she get Eric to bring you a memo and that she could just, Y’know, bump into you outside the shop…