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//Formerly @ infernal-inquiries//

If you want info about upstairs, get in touch with @theangel-aziraphale. You can, er, you can talk to him about me now…

//formerly @ ineffable-asks//

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theangel-aziraphale

So. Making friends with Shax, are you?

It’s more that I’m trying to teach her the value of friendship. I’m not quite sure she’s ready for that sort of thing…

thedemon-crowley

You don’t have to do that, you do know that, don’t you? I mean, why bother?

theangel-aziraphale

Well, neither of us had friends once. Or at the very least felt that we hadn’t had any. The least I could do is offer her an olive branch.

thedemon-crowley

She led an army of demons to your bookshop! They put a brick through the window!

theangel-aziraphale

We have all made mistakes, Crowley.

thedemon-crowley

Wh—argh! You and your forgiveness, I will never understand - it wasn’t a mistake, she did it completely intentionally and on purpose!

a king of hell: exists

you: bending over backwards to do things for them

I’m—what?! I’m allowed to have friends and to do things for those friends! Anyway, for the most part it keeps me out of trouble…

Besides, Lucifer would have my head if I didn’t look out for Abigail.

#crowleyposting #🐍🍎🔥

theangel-aziraphale

So. Making friends with Shax, are you?

It’s more that I’m trying to teach her the value of friendship. I’m not quite sure she’s ready for that sort of thing…

thedemon-crowley

You don’t have to do that, you do know that, don’t you? I mean, why bother?

theangel-aziraphale

Well, neither of us had friends once. Or at the very least felt that we hadn’t had any. The least I could do is offer her an olive branch.

thedemon-crowley

She led an army of demons to your bookshop! They put a brick through the window!

theangel-aziraphale

So. Making friends with Shax, are you?

It’s more that I’m trying to teach her the value of friendship. I’m not quite sure she’s ready for that sort of thing…

thedemon-crowley

You don’t have to do that, you do know that, don’t you? I mean, why bother?

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can you lay eggs in your snake form?

Errrrr don’t know, never tried. Probably never will?

#crowleyposting #🐍🍎🔥

Psssssst

You're being plotted against

Watch your six. All three of them.

Oh, what else is bloody new? There’s always someone plotting against me.

I’m starting to feel flattered, honestly.

#crowleyposting #🐍🍎🔥

🫵 sweetie pie snookums bear

Errr…I genuinely can’t tell who this is from.

#the pointy finger says Abigail. the rest of it doesn’t narrow it down at all #crowleyposting #🐍🍎🔥

🫳🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

Wait why am I being tomatoed? Did I miss something?

#jokes on you I like tomatoes #crowleyposting #🐍🍎🔥

fairycosmos

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

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asmodeus-fallen-principality

*makes you have red hair for a day*

Hmm. I don't think I look half as good as Samael or Crowley.

thedemon-crowley

Don’t be so silly. You look gorgeous.

wootwona

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thedemon-crowley

Congrats to my secretary on his shiny new corporation! 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

theangel-aziraphale

I hope you don’t mind if I give him the smallest blessing. Just to soothe his recovery…

thedemon-crowley

By all means! Someone knows I’m working on a little pride and vanity myself!

theangel-aziraphale

I think we’re really nailing this small miracles business you know…

thedemon-crowley

We definitely didn’t nail it with Jim though 😬

theangel-aziraphale

No… although I have a theory that that wasn’t necessarily our fault…

thedemon-crowley

Oh…? Do tell, angel mine.

theangel-aziraphale

I think technically we used Gabriel’s oowe when we held his hands… Muriel later informed me that Saraqael mentioned in front of them after one of our meetings that you and I had somehow created a “purple” beacon of pure miracle power.

Gabriel does get those purple eyes when he’s in power, doesn’t he?

thedemon-crowley

Oh…of course, he didn’t have his memories but his powers were intact!

theangel-aziraphale

Exactly! We could have sorted out the Armageddon 2 business with his help…

thedemon-crowley

If we’d have known he wanted to help, angel. He couldn’t even remember his own name.

Sending congratulations to the secretary!

Thank you kindly! He’s currently enjoying his posh hospital breakfast

#//THANK YOU!!!!!!//#crowleyposting #🐍🍎🔥

thedemon-crowley

Congrats to my secretary on his shiny new corporation! 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

theangel-aziraphale

I hope you don’t mind if I give him the smallest blessing. Just to soothe his recovery…

thedemon-crowley

By all means! Someone knows I’m working on a little pride and vanity myself!

theangel-aziraphale

I think we’re really nailing this small miracles business you know…

thedemon-crowley

We definitely didn’t nail it with Jim though 😬

theangel-aziraphale

No… although I have a theory that that wasn’t necessarily our fault…

thedemon-crowley

Oh…? Do tell, angel mine.

theangel-aziraphale

I think technically we used Gabriel’s oowe when we held his hands… Muriel later informed me that Saraqael mentioned in front of them after one of our meetings that you and I had somehow created a “purple” beacon of pure miracle power.

Gabriel does get those purple eyes when he’s in power, doesn’t he?

thedemon-crowley

Oh…of course, he didn’t have his memories but his powers were intact!

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woo for your secretary!

//congratulations on the top surgery!