Ghost of Ohio

That’s the biggest lie that’s ever come from your lips. You’re such an asshole, but that’s literally what I love most about you. That and the fact that you make my heart flutter, but that’s besides the point.

No, you’re right, I’m a massive asshole, but I’ve never put us in risk of losing our house or anything so uh, your argument is invalid.

I’m trusting you on this…

Trust that i would never put us in the position where we can‘t take care of ourselves. I’m not that much of an asshole.

It’s Andy when I’m frustrated with you. That’s the thing, I don’t think you realize how much you actually spend. I was raised that bills come before anything else, and when I haven’t had the chance to do that, I panic. You need to understand that.

And I do understand. But you also have to understand that I’ve been doing this a lot longer than you have, KJ. I know what I’m doing. We have more than enough to take care of our bills.

You can’t blame me for being stressed out about this, Andy. I’m 23–I shouldn’t have to feel like I’m the responsible one with money. I love you but when I see the account get lower and lower, I start freaking out.

First of all, it’s not Andy we’ve been over this a million times. You’re not the one that’s responsible. I know what I’m doing. It’s not like I’m going to drain the account and leave us broke. I’ve been around for some time so I think I know what I’m doing.

Baby, have you even looked at our account today? I was paid this morning, and it’s already nearly gone. We can’t continually do this. Do you know how many times I’ve had to have my brother bail us out because we happened to be short on something? Far many than I care to remember.

I spent two hundred bucks today so don’t even blame that on me and don’t act like you’re the only one that has money in there. I know I don’t make as much as you but I still make something. I’ll give you my card and we won’t discuss it anymore 

Oh for the love of god. Andy, I haven’t paid our mortgage yet, and you’re spending like we have all the money in the world. I..you know what, give me your debit card. I obviously can’t trust you with this amount of money, so i’ll give it back to you once I have our bills paid. Honestly…how on earth did you survive before we got married? I just don’t understand.

Excuse you? I know you really didn’t just ask me to give you my debit card. I’m not giving you my card, I know we’re married but that’s not going to happen. My car is my card. I know when I’ve spent too much, have a little more faith in me.

One time? I’m sorry, but it has not been just one time. Because of you, I had to turn on my notifications on our joint account, so I know exactly what’s being taken out of our account. How the hell you can spend that much in Hot Topic, I will never know.

Okay okay, listen. Hot Topic was having a sale. A massive one so almost everything I bought was on clearance.. though there was a lot, but uh, again sales. And uh, I’m not going to talk about the two Riverdale shirts, and a dozen Riverdale buttons and new skinnies I bought today at Hot Topic. Oh! And the Archie Pops.. and the Archie reusable bag at Spencers.

It was pissing me off! I don’t understand how they expect you to beat a level with such little moves. It’s like they do it so you’re forced to put money into their game. Which is exactly what their doing, but they need to stop. Umm…I’m sorry what? Don’t even, I’m not the one with the spending problem, Mister Biersack.

One time! I spent too much one time and you just won’t let it go. It’s not like I spend all of our money. I suffered one moment of weakness can we not hold it against me please.

Okay so I need your help. I know you tend to steal my phone so you can play whatever games I have downloaded, and I can’t get pass this freaking Candy Crush level, and it’s going to end up driving me crazy. I get to the end and before I know it, I’m out of moves. I’m not spending anymore money on extra moves…help..

@tinselandy​

Oh you are the cutest thing ever when you need help. I’ve been watching you for the past twenty minutes wondering when you were going to ask me to help with the level. I was starting to think I would have to cancel the credit cards.

KJ: It's the gateway drug don't ya know?

KJ: Or you can tell him to go away and love me instead

Andy: Yet he's still standing lol

KJ: You're supposed to be my protector, fuckin' hell. I'll just have Charles fight my brother then

KJ: I'd also like to remind you that if I smoke, you can't kiss me. Just let that sink in.

Andy: For what?! fight him for offering you a fucking plant? Jeeze you make it sound like he just offered you meth.

KJ: He's saying how he wants to see it happen since I don't understand how he can function and yet still smoke his weight in weed. I just don't get it