The Man On The Sparrow's Wing

A snail but with a human foot

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

Small mouse. It only appears on the full moon to scurry thru ur house and sing Africa by Toto

Not all heros wear capes.

I want to buy this woman a beer.

This woman is named June Ayres and she has owned and operated Reproductive Health Services, which is currently the only clinic in Montgomery, Alabama, for about 30 years. May I suggest that you donate the price of that beer to The Linda D Foundation, which helps Alabama women afford reproductive services including birth control, emergency contraception, and abortion services? http://alabamareproductiverightsadvocates.com/thelindadfoundation/ You could also donate to the National Abortion Federation here: http://prochoice.org/about-naf/support-naf/ This gifset is from an incredible documentary called Trapped. You can find or organize a screening or stream it for free here: http://www.trappeddocumentary.com/ It’s seriously an amazing movie about some amazing people.

This woman’s casual level of “Fuck You” herosim is exactly what I aspire to be in life.

A chicken that says “fuck” instead of “cluck”

FIRST OF ALL…

SHE SERVED MANKIND FOR SO MANY YEARS AND NOW SHE’S JUST LAYING UP THERE COLD AND ALONE UNDER A COVER OF DUST TAKEN FROM US BY A SPACE STORM AND SHE WILL NOT BE GIVEN A PROPER RESTING PLACE UNTIL HUMANS REACH MARS AND RETRIEVE HER 

Please watch the whole thing!

Is he for hire?  I want him to follow me around all day doing this lol

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

This is it. Peak humor