promiscuous.business

that shit look like a real life glitch

this cat is more grunge than i could ever be

omg

Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth.

girl.

And not a lie was spoken

Gospel.

are you sure that isn’t the egg from the triwizard tournament

emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism.

nd you just drop in and just.. smack the lip- hUAPEH… ydrop down.. sme- BAUGUHGgh

I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a person with a failing potato cafe

Also, you literally invited him to come and tell you how to run your resturant…

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"