Cinephile

Vem av er är snyggast i bastun?  Axel: Alltså, Kevin är ju… Han är ju slimmad som en galning. Jakob: Jag tänker att vi har olika kvalitéer, så det är lite vad man har för smak. Vi har ju nästan samma hårfärg, men annars finns nånting för alla. Vi är lite som Finland’s Spice Girls: ”Bastu Boys”. (x)

There’s something so absurdly funny about Kevin and Jacob jumping around in a circle while a solemn Axel strolls past playing the fiddle, all dressed in suits like serious men at work. It makes me laugh every time, it’s so ridiculous.

They are wholesome in the best possible way. Like a happy place you can go to whenever you need it.

goosebumps as a concept are so funny ur brain is like "oh no we're threatened! quick! make us look bigger!" and your skin, that absolutely does not have the ability to do that, is like "absolutely. right away boss"

Predators are like "I dunno guys, this hairless ape is looking distressingly lumpy; I don't think I want to eat that"

'#'ew it looks like a plucked chicken now''

People complain about people using their phones on the subway but the only difference between me and a passenger from 1925 is that I'm using a cell phone to read my Wodehouse stories rather than lugging a book